Long Storage space Poems

Real Estate Jargon Explained

By Elton Camp

When a house is for sale there’s good reason why
Trouble can come to anyone who advertises a lie

If the sellers certain expressions carefully choose
It will become easy the careless buyer...

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The Yard Sale 

By Elton Camp

We must admit, to our disgrace
Have run out of storage space

We cannot understand just why
Things we don’t need multiply

There’s clothes from when I was trim
Fear I’ll never again be quite...

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In days when life and times were hard, a man would make his way
by carving out the wilderness for a place where he could stay.
Floyd Henry Hill was such a man who worked hard all...

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Such was our journey towards the center
Of our lovely galaxy gracious super
What a way to reach the nucleus cool
Surrounded by meteoroids pretty full 
Each resembled the Earthen mountain
Full of light sprinkling fountain
My space ship stops...

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I linger at my laptop day and night.
Not making a fiction to shift a slight.
My ink was poised on the tips of my knuckles.
There isn't a veil of aims waffle puzzles.

Sonnet forming is an arduous...

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I am much cuter than those squirrels.
I see them in the morning when they
don’t think anyone is watching,
primping and posing and fluffing
those tails, rubbing their teeth on
the maple leaves to shine them,
rehearsing their inane chatter.
I...

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What are my frozen states of contemplation
Perhaps nothing different than others
Who scroll social media endlessly
Should I look for wisdom
I could analyse the sound bites of friends
Who 'need' to stay busy for their sanity
Contrasted with that...

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A Passerbyer or a Buyer

You will love this place and am not a liar
Whey be passerbyer but become a buyer
Whole lot great green belt does surround
House and lot are like heaven you have found.

House rests...

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I needed some storage space so I checked out
The floor underneath the kids’ bed.
It’s a very old bunk but instead of some room,
This is what I encountered instead:

A bag filled with newspapers, all from the...

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In the middle of the night and all during the day
That phone was in sight in the making of his way
Driving in the car and even at the dinner table too
It would never be that...

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Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair, I've been glued to so long
The indentation is an exact replica
Of my rear, hmmm, sounds like a song

Me bum and me chair are going steady
Only leave when...

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Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair I've been glued to so long
The indentation is an exact replica
Of my rear, hmmm, sounds like a song

Me bum and me chair are going steady
Have been since...

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In the basement storage space
Where tenants get to stow
Those items they’ve collected,
Lots of things now have to go.

They’re cleaning up, so it was time
To sort through what we’d kept,
Deciding what to ditch or save
(Or what...

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You don't even have to leave the home,
To find yourself in a space war,
With your own family.

Few spaces now to grow anything of value
Unless you are into wine or dope,
They are even trying to take...

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I’m the unopened container, pliers and blades,
I’m the beaters, light globe and egg ring.
I’m a can opener, small strainer, straw and a hammer,
I’m all that you need, everything.

If you ever need pens that don’t work,
Broken...

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4:56. Echo chambers of the night!
Phantom mosquitos incite my Lunar Itch Fest.
Roosters clamor for the dawn!
Drowsy in my warm-lighted bug-conference-of-a-bedroom
The fan hums lowly it's,  "Lake Breeze!"

And behind the Lake Breeze is a castle in...

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