Long Sniffer Poems

Sir, in all my ninety-years – has the Lord forgotten me? – I ain’t
		put foot in church no more times than
fingers on one hand, a fact you pius folk think wicket,
	and my dead wife never...

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I’m so afraid, oh, so afraid, a melody I sing.
I need to find a way back to the North Pole? 
I shouldn’t have sneaked on Santa’s sleigh. 

I was all excited, I had made plans...

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It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread...

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Politech chef in the kitchen
cooking up another Microsoft microdot
meth batch of morphology
Walter White’s in the house
brewing more truth breaking bad
tweet juice chemical toxicity
And the viral caged bird brains
are getting subliminally stamped
with the neon glowing letters...

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There once was an alchemist gifted with the mortar and pestle,
Who could combine magic with herbs and wax in a glass vessel.

She used charms and floral elixirs to make enchanted scented candles,
Which melted under flames...

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FAST   EDDIE  SPEAKS   OUT  IN THE RABBIT CAGE

Say, pass me that half-carrot, Guido,  before I  fall asleep with boredom.
Those lettuce leaves are tasty but, oh boy,
It would...

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a cadaver is laid down on a cold dissecting table;
to study all about life, an anatomist ponders
which organ to be excised for examination without bias

he decided to use a median value of the life ...

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90 down the expressway and I’m handling this stick 
I am the true definition of a ride or die chick

Changing lanes, swerving in and out of traffic
Head in your lap, and I’m working my magic

Doing...

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CAMPAIGN
Ngalia! ngalia! ngalia! again
Today with an imploring tone
"Barabara nimeunda choo nimechimba"
Stomach above the brain underneath
This time on luxurious Benz
For real no sincere tearing dance
Your vote a contra s' rampant.

I pray your votes ndugu  z'nguni
your...

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When I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with them

There are two wizards battling inside
My coffee table, I told...

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Black Gold, French haute cuisine, that is!
Truffles - Black, White and Brown! 
These humble amorphous lumps of fungi fruit dung,
are diamonds in the dirt, 
much coveted by chefs all over,
for their taste and nice aroma.
But,...

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I find myself
In a dark room
Strapped to a bed

The light turns on
The large TV comes on

A smiling image
Of Satan fills the TV
He is dressed
In a conservative business suit

Looks like he came
Out of a corporate
board meeting

surrounded...

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I love the cold realities of this world, 
Watching all the faces as their lies spiral.

When you shiver, just a sliver of yourself will show, 
And I'll be watching while your white skin  is blued...

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From the eyes of the beholder
You cannot hide reality; 
They reflect not the mirror
About illusion and fantasy.

From the ears of the listener
Some secrets you cannot  keep; 
Once they hear every bit of them, 
There...

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Imagine for a second
      that the entire Afghanistan affair 
were a baseball game between two arch rivals.
The United States Rainbow Eagles and the Taliban death stars
The eagles start the game...

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She's home, She's home
I'm no longer alone
I'll show her how much I love her 
And she'll put down her phone
With a jump and a lick
Maybe do a small trick
She'll get out my lead, but remind...

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She’s a little missile
Hears my whistle 
Pretends it’s a whisper
Too busy with her sniffer

Every doggie has a nose
Some worth more than gold
My little one, uses hers for fun
She ignores me in her hunts

It smells good...

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Do you know the guy
who works his rear
right out of his jeans??
 

Then I have a tale for you:

This is my town---na -na--na---na!

Crack Police on the scene
{Ordinace --crack slack}

In pursuit perp.,
with K-9 crack sniffer,
Jack Rabbit...

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The beagle with a brown tail really stood out
for his high intelligence and good behavior; 
he looked up to me as his rescuer and savior,
he was well-loved by me, he had no doubt.  ...

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Excitement radiatin' from her body
Sun glistening down at walking dolly, 
Azure eyes engaged in small and big blooms    
Sniffer gravitates to the perfumes, 
Vast bag hangs off the back with snacks 
So,...

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A nose is called many names
Some of them quite funny
Sometimes they are spotty
And often very runny
If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose
I would rather have a slender one, that's choosy I suppose
Roman...

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Today I stopped to smell a rose
And got a fairy in my nose.
She buzzed her little fairy wings
She kicked and punched and other things.

It kind of tickled as she fought
But all her struggling was for...

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Go away, Today,
You have overstayed your stay.
You think you're tough,
We've had enough it's been rough,
It's time to go.
Go now,
We can't allow
This bedlam to last,
You've had your day,
Just vanish, we say
Be a memory of our past.
Shove...

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I Slept with a Female Mosquito..... By Peter Onyancha
(part I)

I Slept with a Female Mosquito. 
Waking up, Good morning, but goodness!
Stupid lewd fly; family of the blood sucker
Fretful, I study the plumped mosquito
My science talks...

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R-ed-crimson rose flower 
O-f the night is so pretty; 
S-o beautiful to the gazer, 
E-yes are awed as they see. 
M-oonlight crimson rose 
A-ims to brighten the night; 
Y-earning to spread perfume to set everything...

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