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The Bum Sniffer Then Licked My Face

She's home, She's home
I'm no longer alone
I'll show her I love her 
 she'll put down her phone
With a jump and a lick
Maybe do a small trick
She'll get out my lead, but remind me
"Well have to be quick"

I see them, I see them
But wait who is that
The one standing there
With the captivating stare

They're not as fast as me 
But its fun just to see
We roll over backwards 
nose's face plant the grass
Rufus the big soppy softy
But looks mean and harsh

If only she'd walk over
I could sniff her bum
No not just for fun!
I could tell if we've ever met before
I think we have but i'm not quite sure

Curiosity gets the better of me 
I dash over to her at lightning speed
I sniff her nose, her ears and toes
Shall i attempt it
OK, here goe's
But shes already there 
the one with the stare
She then licked my face 
And showed no grace
Pinning me to the floor
It happened with such haste
Now I remember
We have met before 
Shes the one with the smelly paw.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 7/3/2021 11:55:00 AM
LOL, oh dear. they love it though! Is Funny the silly, little, every day things that inspire us. Thanks glad someone liked it.
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Date: 7/1/2021 9:47:00 AM
Just spent 20 minutes washing fox poo off my dog. Now I feel like I should be writing a poem about it! Enjoyed this lots, thanks.
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