The Bum Sniffer Then Licked My Face

She's home, She's home I'm no longer alone I'll show her how much I love her And she'll put down her phone With a jump and a lick Maybe do a small trick She'll get out my lead, but remind me "Well have to be quick" I see them, I see them I knew they'ed be here They'er not as fast as me But wait who is that The one standing there With the captivating stare They're not as fast as me But its fun just to see We roll over backwards nose's face plant the grass Rufus the big soppy softy But looks mean and harsh If only she'd walk over I could sniff her bum No not just fun! I could tell if we've ever met before I think we have but i'm not quite sure Curiosity gets the better of me I dash over to her at lightning speed I sniff her nose, her ears and toes Shall i attempt it OK, here goe's But shes already there the one with the stare She then licked my face And showed no grace Pinning me to the floor It happened with such haste Now I remember We have met before Shes the one with the smelly paw.