Convenience Afforded Microwave

Especially one courteously wrapped ably anonymously gifted to an aspiring gourmet Chef Boyardee i.e. not surprisingly... revealing mystery person none other than... yepper namely me. Moost anyone can show off culinary karate chop suey, whether schooled among fishy creatures either from black lagoon, or privately tutored, (this haint no canibal) courtesy mythological Cyclop, somewhat riotously, quirkily and precariously, when blindsided flop which slapdash loco motion often misconstrued for latest dance moves characterizing boogie woogie (touting Louis Armstrong talents as token bugle boy), and/or hip hop. Audible sigh of relief exhaled by none other than Chaim Yankel, whose tail feathers ruffled linkedin to setback, which former (malfunctioning microwave) did rankle. No longer must hungry tummies all told eat food frozen and/or cold leftovers formed into Rorschach, neigh Horseshack habitat mold more suitable as clay pigeons, where strong arms analogous to accordion fold readied to take aim and fire young trumpeting Olympian trained contestants, albeit aghast at proliferating firearms when polled wantonly, indiscriminately, and blithely taking precious innocent lives worth more than fine spun gold. Eve vent chilly this monseigneur and his madam (Church Lady) conceding faithful to follow and acquiesce and countenance flimflam toward yours truly, no matter a fake Imam who offered up feast Earth friendly biologically/ genetically modified, prepared artificial intelligent algorithmically programmed manufactured in Vietnam, who cooked delectable Soylent green eggs and ham. Best not prepare former entree in microwave lest they explode instantly killing home of the brave necessitating, none other than one lame rhymester at large to end poem quickly senseless verse in order for his hide to save.