Long Santorum Poems

concerning Iran (a brief letter to the american voter)

dear miss or mister
still-believing-in-the-“dream”---
which face that you see being displayed on your
screens, 
do you think will get us into a war with Iran
first?

will it be mr. hope...

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silly silly rick santorum
demanding that pornography go away
so that christians can pretend like
their way is the only game in town
(ban pornography, ban same-sex marriage,
ban sugar, ban television, ban books, ban
conversation not concerning “god” or “jesus,”
ban...

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After Round One
By Franklin Price
1/29/2015

After round one of last night's debate
Huckabee and Santorum met Trump for a date
They had finished round one and had nothing to do
Trump was not performing his part in round two

He...

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To Have Fun With the Candidates
By Franklin Price
1/25/2015

To have fun with the candidates
Should not cause any fuss
For after all most every day
They're having fun with us

Trump is a real playing card
Ted would like to Cruz...

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New York City came to great Excitement!
                       The people stopped in their tracks...

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Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, 
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, 
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eric Trump,
Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr, 
Brian Kilmeade, Laura Ingraham,
Dan Bongino, Raymond Arroyo,
Steve...

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Big Bucks and Florida

Ron Paul is a jolly colorful bloke
Send politicians to the moon he joked
But Florida requires big bucks to play
Perhaps in Nevada he will have his say.

Santorum wooed crowd when he debated
Called them...

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If you’re voting for Santorum
We really must address
Those sweaters – why he wore ‘em
Is anybody’s guess

If voting for a Newt
Remember what he’s been
A D.C. political suit
Do we want him there again

A vote for Texas Perry
Is...

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South Carolina Done


Huntsman took his ride to the Carolina coast
Campaigned a few days then decided he was toast.

Perry traveled south and spent plenty of loot
Then endorsed another cause the crowds wouldn’t root.

Paul rested in Texas,...

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New Hampshire Has Spoken
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Romney is choice of the republican elite
With thirty-nine percent he’ll be hard to delete.

Paul’s crowd is excited and nipping at his heels
They’ve made monetary policy issues real.

Huntsman says third...

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Caucus Over
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Romney claims he is most electable
Results conclude that is debatable.

Bachman stood firm on defense and health care law
Discovered her support was filled with straw.

Santorum touched palms, wore out shoes and truck
Had...

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