To Have Fun With the Candidates

To Have Fun With the Candidates By Franklin Price 1/25/2015 To have fun with the candidates Should not cause any fuss For after all most every day They're having fun with us Trump is a real playing card Ted would like to Cruz to a win Jeb's just beating 'round the Bush Rubio thinks he's a Gem Fiorina's whole wheat flour Then there's honey Huckabee We should be in a Santorum There's a Christie cream to see The taste could make a Kasich Costing way too many Rand Wouldn't like to drive their Carson Maybe a Republican The leprechaun O'Malley Feels the Bern socialistically If he's going to make it to the top Has to climb the Hillary So confused there are so many Hard to see how I should vote Who won't lead us lambs to slaughter? Who won't be a Judas goat? Guess that wasn't funny Well it wasn't meant to be Be careful what you're looking at Is what you think you see