Long Rottweiler Poems
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Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi
The Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animal, cute, dog, fun, funny, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
707 BRONX JUMP
A street beat… no, a clave/ not just one, but a chorus of Cuban souls, whispering stories of sun-drenched streets/ sugar cane rum, and women of the streets/ Conga lines in the neighborhood/ Fidel Castro...
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Categories:
rottweiler, spoken word,
Form:
Spoken Word
Is It Friend Or Foe That Visits You So?
I was walking through a wood, trees to the right-hand side of me on a slope -
upwards; rocks to the left-hand side of me, sloping down towards a lake. As I
walked along, I...
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Categories:
rottweiler, allegory, parody, satire, visionary, me, world, dream,
Form:
Bio
One Dog And His Man
Some dogs call them master, but I always called mine ‘Dad”
I haven’t seen him in so long, perhaps I drove him mad
For when that car bumped into him and knocked him off his feet
Some people...
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Categories:
rottweiler, dad, death, dog, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
Dinner For Two
OK another adventure in the mad poet’s life,
This occurred just before I met Jane, my imaginary wife.
Jane’s brother, Glen had set me up with a blind date
He said the girl was a stunner, I could...
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Categories:
rottweiler, funnyme, people, girl, me, people, time,
Form:
Rhyme
What a Night
With peering eyes and wanting heart
I stared right through your window
...
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Categories:
rottweiler, funny, people, me, dog, dog, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Roxy, the Rottweiler
Roxy as the loudest rottweiler in Waterbury, an historic town in Connecticut,
Roxy was a vigilante dog, which never let a stranger or a burglar in;
once this ranch home was a haven, thanks for the love...
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Categories:
rottweiler, death, dedication, devotion, food, children, friendship, funny,
Form:
Sestina
St Dobpitrotger
'Whiskers'! That's who we called him and he passed through once a year
with his swag and billy; this time with a 'heeler' dog close near.
Our 'oldies' always said when 'Whiskers' camped beside the creek,
to keep...
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Categories:
rottweiler, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Pet Sitting??????
You want to know about it
The bad memories, the pain
Ok just wait for a bit
Ill have to jig it out my brain
It happened in the middle of May
Glen my friend was off to Spain
I remember...
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Categories:
rottweiler, funnyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Withholding
5/16/22
Here let me paint you a drawing
My skin crawling
Something stirring and calling
As the leaves begin falling
It's appalling
That people are always squabbling
And gossiping
Yet another mauling
It's no longer enthralling
The temperature of the water freezing or scalding
People aging,...
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Categories:
rottweiler, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Jackson, Back In Action
It was an early September storm,
Jackson the Pug, didn't have a thing to do
so he found an old comic book
about a Super Hero who wore a cape,
He climbed up into his favorite easy chair
and began...
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Categories:
rottweiler, imagination, pets, cat, hero, mother,
Form:
Free verse
Rumor Has It
to say that rumor has it
is to say that the World Trade Center
collapsed silently and cleanly like
oppositely sexed Siamese twins
who discovered they could mate
I had all channels going full bore
aiming at involuntary insemination
with the...
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Categories:
rottweiler, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Pet-Sit Panics
The neighbours went off on their yearly vacation,
Off to visit some foreign nation.
Leaving me keys and a list a mile long,
To watch their pets. What could go wrong?
The rottweiler is a gentle soul
As long...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animalsdog, dog, food,
Form:
Couplet
If I inherited Millions
I will build an art center for those who like to play
Hope to have it finished by next April or May
Will invite youth and others who are merry and gay.
Will throw out contenders who are...
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Categories:
rottweiler, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Not Your Year
Life is full of surprises,
as you recognize your fear.
An adrenaline fueled
fight or flight puts
your behind in gear.
You’d like to think
that you are brave.
You have no problem
facing fear.
But you have a funny feeling
When it...
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Categories:
rottweiler, funny, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Sensible Advice I Suppose
I hate parking in supermarket car parks,
with scrapes and dents, or scratches common place.
They’re a request to join demolition derby,
and some of the parking is a damn disgrace.
To find a parking space at times...
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Categories:
rottweiler, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Time Has Come
Though the time has come
To say good bye
The bond we share
Will never die.
You were my friend
Yet so much more
You walked on two
I ran on four.
You touched my heart
And made me feel
A simple love
I knew...
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Categories:
rottweiler, inspirationaltime,
Form:
Rhyme
Pet-Sit Panic
My friend Meg was leaving for a week-long vacation
And struggling hard to provide for her congregation:
With a horse, two dogs, one cat and a bird
You might as well say she had a whole herd
I arrived...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animals, funnylost, dog, dog, horse, lost,
Form:
Rhyme
Sunshine
Her nickname "'sunshine" where she worked,
She's always smiling, some confide.
She has a certain lilting perk
Of hidden beauty deep inside.
Her journey home was twenty miles
Of mostly dark, forbidding streets,
Of tenements and...
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Categories:
rottweiler, angst, assonance, conflict, corruption, culture, dark, dog,
Form:
Verse
Bobo's Comeuppance
A Rottweiler Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree
Rocky the mix and BoBo
coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage
till BoBo reached...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animal, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
A Giant
A Giant
There is an unknown legend that comes
from the great Black Forest
of a creature fearsome and oh, so glorious.
Though his brain be small
and barely larger than a walnut
his...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animal, dog,
Form:
Bio
Maximus
I arrive at my job site 1-1 1/2 hours early
every work day as a rule generally.
I relax on a public bench with my container of coffee
while I psych myself to prepare for the...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animal, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
Sweet and Sour
[Postscript: Ah, the vagaries of English. In England, your bum is your bottom... not the scruffy bloke who lives in your shed!]
I got up and Daddy said Good morning Sonny
Sit down for breakfast, we’ve got...
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Categories:
rottweiler, food, humorous, kid,
Form:
Rhyme
Wisdom Spoke
foot in a blender
skin sliced thin, jagged
bicycle spokes spinning
how i learned to wear shoes
dad’s rottweiler-yelling
as mom assesses
claustrophobic on commode
dinner would get cold
cut into throat, nose, neck, spine*
red beets**
heel to toes ice cold
perched and prepared
by ER...
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Categories:
rottweiler, children, emotions, hurt, parents, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Brutus
Brutus, my slavering Rottweiler, growls
He knows he's tougher than pooches with tails
The long pointed studs on his black leather collar
Are matched by his canines which make poodles holler
The drooling saliva that trails from his jaws
As...
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Categories:
rottweiler, animal, dog, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme