Pet Sitting??????

You want to know about it The bad memories, the pain Ok just wait for a bit Ill have to jig it out my brain It happened in the middle of May Glen my friend was off to Spain I remember it was a sunny day A few months before I dated his sister Jane “Come around please, pet sit” “Jane and I will be gone five days” “It will be only for a little stint” “The dogs just eat and want to laze” So off I go up the hill, House No 7 A beautiful mansion, the best on the road You could almost feel as if you were in heaven With a gate that had a 6 digit code An eloquent man answered the door Handed me the leashes and said he’d be back a five “Don’t surprise them” and he said no more I heard the car as it left the drive Sniff, Sniff, then, it happened A huge black object almost snapped off my nose I caught the rottweiler by the skin of it neck The chiwawa was dangling from my nuts and my hose I screamed colourful words but for you I’ll use “What the heck” I could not let go as I kick the rottweiler in the nuts It squealed, then growled it went wild I punched it as hard as I could right in the guts Then I ran upstairs with a chiwawa hanging screaming like a child I dove through the upstairs window to the grass With a chiwawa squeezing my bits But this time with a rottweiler attached to my ****. The rottweiler landed first with me on top as we hit I suffered a broken collar bone, a leg and an arm The rottweiler was out but the chiwawa was hanging on I didn’t think the chiwawa would cause so much harm Till I ripped it from my loins and with my good arm threw it far and long I fell on the ground in pain, I thought this was the end And as if a miracle an angel stood sent from heaven It was the familiar face of Glen my trusty friend He said what you doing at no7 we waiting at no 11.