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Sexual Scrabble

Ellie was going to play in the World Scrabble Championships in Thailand but format had changed, instead of the usual English rules, it was sexual, all words now were risque' with no decency at all. She was horrified but somehow still agreed to play, closed her eyes and wondered what mother might say; there was still the fifty point bonus for seven letter word, like 'bollock' which all sounded rather absurd. There was a triple word score when she put '*****,' and another bonus for even managing '********,' double letter score for dumping the 'X' in sex, there were numerous laughs when she managed 'sucks.' It wasn't enough, she was just out of her league, and finally had to give up due to sexual fatigue.

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