Long Muggers Poems

It’s Christmas Eve, Babe
In the car pound
It shouldn’t be this way
Should not have been found

But I’m the lucky one
I am the thirteenth one
And when I got a scare
I hi-tailed out of there

But everywhere I went
It...

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Grandad The Superhero

My grandad was a superhero,
You would not think it true,
For now he’s old and very slow,
And he only wears one shoe.

He used to soar across the sky,
Birdman was his name,
But now he can...

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Here's what happens if you Roll The Dice...

Your gonna lose and it will not end nice!!
Don't get s#!t confused, you'll pay the price!
But not with money or an electric divice.

If you mess with me you'll...

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"Time is the thief you cannot banish."
                            ...

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First of all, it’s a big responsibility,
especially in a city like Jacksonville, or Philadelphia, or wherever really.
So think long and hard before deciding on love.
On the other hand, love gives you a sense of security:
when...

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Two scales must always be within an approximate range
for an accurate weight, and the close relationship
between the Humankind and God must withstand any change.


Solutions must be found before catastrophe approaches,
and if we were caught by...

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Dying starving kids in the streets of Calcutta. 
Lepers, faceless and worthless pieces of flesh, 
kicked and tossed in the nearest cesspool. 
Low caste Hindus hated and harried from the Ganges. 

Women raped in the...

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Pied Piper in the village square – a man
With a wooden flute and a golden plan –
Whatever are you doing here?
Did the elders panic, call you in
To purge the town of salt and sin?

Are you...

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Hidden beneath the underground secrets
in the corridors of concealed
the clandestine cloisters where muggers share
deadly tales told in whispers

Darkness cloying soaked with disdain
the minions diatribe upon popular media assertion
spells how the empire demonstrably remains
and the boarder...

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Clouds drift slowly like soft tissues across the lonely cold face of the crying moon,
absorbing its golden tears and leaving the night painted in ebon darkness.
Darker still on Halloween, the ethereal shadows seem to solidify...

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My old Gran, met an ice cream man
Who welcomed her into the clan
Of superhero ice cream men
Who fend off villains now and then 

He gave her top crime fighting tips
And lots of special chocolate chips
They’ll...

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Don’t worry.

The head of British Gas
will take a pay cut.
Your favourite watering hole
will never shut.
There may be acid rain
because the ozone layer is kaput,

But someday
it’ll be OK.

Don’t worry.

Elvis Presley will announce
that he is well and...

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My pen cascades it's ink here and now,
Leaving stains on my pad, silently i assign my words,
Carefully in a filthy aura, they might be candied than
Thaumatin, yet as biting as lime, very monotonous
And exhausting.

Perseverance please!,...

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Words pierce like double edged daggers Our torn soul gladens those muggers. Never expect the pious words of sorry 
For them, our pain is never a worry.
When words and actions never match, Each of their...

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There are muggers, who haunt the night
And hide as foe, away from sight
Then appear from dark giving fright
And with flick knives, threaten to fight
I don’t carry a lot of cash
I’m aware to avoid a lash
And...

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Cloudy and gloomy skies
spread out their clouds
to let sunshine occasionally peak
down the yellow fields of wheat!

A farmhouse stands alone,
it wasn't made of bricks,
but of mud and stone;
here any wind howls! 

Isn't Heaven found
in the peaceful...

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There is someone - a boy.
I shouldn't have taken the child here.
I'm slipping, taking him with me;
he won't let go of my hand.

We are on the very verge
of a deep pit,
teetering upon its crumbling edge,
at...

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A deep pit, a crumbling edge,
at the bottom, a pool swarming with sauropods.
There is someone, a boy.
I shouldn't have taken the child here.
I'm slipping, taking him with me;
he won't let go of my hand.
We are...

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At a general public meeting
They decided, on reflection
To replace the penal system
With a simple lead injection
Some people stood and argued
That shooting was too good
“Just take them from the court room
And hang ‘em in the wood”
Some...

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Why have stars and why so many?
To remind us possibility is limitless.

Why do stars sparkle like diamonds?
To put desire for beauty in our hearts.

Why do stars come out at night?
To contrast with the darkness in...

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They draw love-hearts on their saucers,
after they've cleared their date lunch.

They play "shark-and-swimmer" in the pool,
as they laugh and tease each other.

They kiss deeply under the streetlights,
not worried about paparazzi or muggers. 

They throw each...

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On the side of the road
I lay in a box
I wake up every morning to rummage for food
I stand on the sidewalk beggging and entertaining for a small scrap of change
The only safe haven for...

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I live in a concrete jungle,
with buildings in the place for trees,
and traffic noise in the place for wild game.

Dawn to dusk I trek with other people
like bison, as we search for better
opportunities; 
most of...

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Santa Claus really loves his job
He doesn’t do it for the money
But some times it’s a struggle
And sometimes it’s not funny
Trying to please the kids today
Is certainly no easy task
Balancing what they deserve
Against what they...

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Swinging in the pavane of love
Doves doze where ravens nest
And bells toll for sick and poor
For drifters and muggers
Jokers and jugglers
And ones who spot a dirty floor
They fly away eventually
Rejoice by chance they may
Maybe they’ll...

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