Long Mincemeat Poems

Please Michelle Obama...
can you save American democracy?

I highly hugely grant 
Barack Hussein belated kudos
what with his wizardesses 
in tow wrought wonders 
to one nation analogous 
while an under dog
sweeping in like... 
It's a Bird... It's...

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A whale in a pail is far more active in a gale or in copious amounts of hail. Putting money into sharks is a shifty act involving the shuffling of coats in cloakrooms. And clown...

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My love, Josefin Slab
My first thought the time I wake up
My inspiration in moments I create art
My joy when we chat and laugh together
My strength when I'm on job
The last person I contact before my...

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Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
     this bluesy well red, duff mute 
     average white band hit,
     hard knock school alumnus
jack of...

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In March 2001, Melania granted green card
   asper elite EB-1 program
intended for renowned academic researchers,
   multinational business executives
   (linkedin with Uncle SAM)

or those in other fields, such as
 ...

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crowded, my feelings -
rolling hitch.
i lay on the broiler pan
scorched, unturned.
                    even if
i could climb to...

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Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ

Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter this lactose intolerant,

conscientious, consumer and avowed kit
and caboodle - ninny vegetarian,
who lacked true grit,
cuz he craved a ham,...

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It’s half pasta ate won chilli winter’s knight sew we staid in cider
Eye maid sum doe four my bred
Aye got in a pickle with sum flower, but I donut carrot all 
Eye'd ewes plane knot...

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Even the dead reject this blasted earth.

The ground, such as it is,
Is freshly Antidiluvean,
And the corpses swim within its tumbled, heaving masses
Blood and mud the mortar
Holding the chaos together.

The sun is weak,
Ashamed to break the...

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She was a force to be reckoned with, outgoing, delightfully assertive, powerful, well-respected.
Her business was human resources.
She was the company expert. We could not have functioned without her.
She matched people to careers as smoothly as...

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MARCHING INTO MAY'S MEMOIRS

May, here
Many dead
Memoirs to share
Much more being said
Maybe these man-hunt here and there
Will be finally put to bed
May's dues is due
Many mates mumbles in fate,
May we maneuver through
Memories of many months
Making mask...

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Not Approved By God

Wife is taking a nap wile I am keeping an 
eye (.) on the turkey who can't see me.
Am a drumstick freak myself and sweet
potato. Love mincemeat pie also but no
one else...

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In My Bible had not feared An Angel;
If he got the chance would put one in jail
Hadn’t they been A Group he once headed 
And why would he judge his powers faded?
One could again charge...

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HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THEIR IN T.V. LAND!
WE GOTTA GREAT SHOW AHEAD.
WE HAVE THE LIKES OF
"BIG CLAW" CLAUFFY CLAMS VERSES "mEANIOUS" DOLLBABY BISHIE

JOCKIN FOR POSITION IN A CONTENTION RACE
LEFTHAND DANNY FRIFT VERSES  GATTA GRIFFA 
...

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Alabaster annoyance 
Blatantly breathes bulbous brightness
Cadaverous comedy caring 
Daintily during delicate delivery
Exciting elderly enigma.
Furious fiery feeler
Gregariously greets
High-handed hustler
Ignoring imaginative immediates
Jauntily jeering judiciously.
Kangaroo kisses kibitzes
Leaving luxurious loners
Merrily masticating mincemeat.
Never-do-wells needing knowledge
Ostentatiously officiate on orange orangutans.
Precariously polite...

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Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit,
Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit.
People  whae’ve kent me, aw ma days,
 Say am unstable, in aw ma ways.

They dinna really ken, the person ah am,
A real...

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Babes in Pieland, my favorite Disney movie of all time.
Annette and Tommy, Dream Girl and Dream of mine.
Those gypsies, the music, the dancing, and those scary trees!
Babes in Pieland, a kick, a whirl, a spin,...

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lacksidasical larry leaps lovingly through the air
making mincemeat marauders truly want to care
nine nefarious nigglebuns are trying not to stare
outrageously outstandingly outrunning marathon mare

providing pristine plots to princely priestly pree
quizzing quality quails wondering why I...

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Sourpuss People

Sourpuss people are the opposite of sweet,
And can turn a sunny day into mincemeat.
Their smiles are forced and bitterly insincere,
Revealing no sense of humour or good cheer.
They sneer and wink and chatter behind your...

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Why oh why do I love pie?
The ABC's of it, and
The XYZ's of it
The PIE of it

A apple pie
B Boston cream pie
C custard pie
D Dutch apple pie
E equation pie 3.14
F fruit pie
G Grandma's Gooseberry pie
H...

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Mysterious Mumbo micron meanders most monochrome mornings
Merry Mickey monster makes mentionable mackerel marmalade
Michigans maleficent mayor maimed Mrs.Maryjane May Marlow
Mumbling meager monarch mumbles making Muncie memorable
Minute minions marched missing marshmallow marsh
Montana mistresses mixed millions, mincing megaphones
Marvelous...

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What ponderous rouge of Titian red, 
Creations juiciest  from an earthen bed. 
From royal king to drunken red head, 
The one fruit you truly never could shred. 
Piquant and sour the need of the...

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Flackmoth doesn’t think much of Thanksgiving;
too much of an expense to his thinking.
And besides, turkey never did excite
his preferred beer and pizza appetite,
much less all those other additions
traditionally known as “all the “fixins” 
like turnip,...

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Bake and Make Many More

Of course, you surely know that I
Would die to see your precious pie
Dive in and eat it to very last piece
Wish amount of pies would increase.

Not only that all of your...

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Me mother used to make a mince-meat tart,
Old country way, with loads of shredded meat!
Can’t say, I liked it, till the second bite!
And then, the taste caught you… there was an art
To making tarts that...

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