Long Meanie Poems

Beauty is an acute perception, of universal cosmeticsIs it an innie, outie or maybe a meanie?            Could we find beauty, if she or he...

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Her name is Seren
Yes the proud welsh girl, not foe, hopefully a  fren
The number of contest she entered, maybe a million
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give her a billion

She has passionately...

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Then and Now

I knew an old fellow that lived all alone,
He wasn’t very friendly and they said his heart was made of stone.
In an unpainted house up on Quigley Hill was where he stayed,
The kids...

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Jack Ellison wasn't from Nantucket
I read prose that his cleaning lady had a nice bucket
But he vowed to look in silence quite as a mouse
For fear of sleeping in the perpetual doghouse

PD, appears and disappears...

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Yesterday, all I wanted was to sing you a song  

Is there anything wrong?  

Yes, in fact there is  

Our relationship biz  

Has started to fizz  

Could you just let...

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There was a humming sound 
Hornet Honeys were in town 
Promoted by the media as a new found 
Getting the buzz 
And nectarine the love
Looking for interlocking rings 
Claiming they know things 
Thackray got wind...

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Before dementia, Sister Mary
Was strong-willed, mean, and strict.
She hit my desk with a ruler 
When my cursive was nondescript.
She used to give me the evil eye
If I didn’t do my work.
She was a drill sergeant...

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Full title:
LIFELONG, MEANINGLESS MUSINGS MEAN EVERYTHING OF NO VALUE
aka
OFF THE WALL RAMBLINGS


After upscale meals, I know no relief
until I somehow pick my un-fancy teeth.
Serve me good food in my own home
and these same teeth leave...

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Scapes and Tales
Hearts and Fences
Tales of Joe Louie McMar

Book 1 - Canadian Bacon

Of Belle and Beaux
When I See You I Miss You
Marjorie and Isabella
The Jester and DeLilah
Peaches and Cream
The Struggle
Laura Can You Hear Me
Laura
Laura Mean
Canadian...

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A Marriage of One

Shazar P. Diddle,  a one-man-woman loved Bart, utterly, completely with a full heart.

Bart was a loner, a self-lover, a married-to-my-habits, this man who stole her heart.

She loved her dogs, her cat,...

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Did you ever have the feeling there's a man in your can?
Or a ball down the hall with an eye to spy?
Sometimes I'm sure I have ants on a tour of my house without cure.
And...

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The lion gently lies down upon the grass 
With great caution he surveys the vast plains ahead of him
What will he have for his noonday snack?
What will he have for breakfast tomorrow too?
He spots a...

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He stood in the middle of
The ring and asked the
Members of The
Right Stuff inc.
To stop the B.S.
And start making things
Right for the people.
In his lavish robe
And pink mask
Ghetto Sushi
Said if it comes to
Wrestling he'd out
Wrestle...

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It's been eight long years I am married to my wife,
 that licenses me to write about life, 
life is a this and life is a that, 
it's a simple case, of tit for tat,...

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He was grizzled, intimidating, the original Viking all in black.
We were fearful, tearful, he was frightened us. We felt lack.
Is he a Viking? A Trojan? A Greek? A devil not clearly seen?
We did not know,...

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We are out in the ocean where the spray is rough
Old Medley Meanie decides to get meaner and tough
We take Captain Smithe and we throw him overboard.
We are a crew of roughnecks with our hatchet...

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(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared to mine all others’ ...brains... are positively weeny; yes,
My grasp...

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A fine August day to be a dragon, Blackberry thought
He was playing in the sun with his friends, the forget me knots
Nasty Blueberry dragon had been kind of mean to them,
So Blackberry Dragon showed he...

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Hurricane Harvey landed his punches to the left of me
Irma struck with fierce winds and rain; havoc on my right
I escaped the wrath of those hellions ~ now there's Nate.

Nate formed in an unusual area,...

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Give me one good reason to
Not to turn around and punch you
Right smack in your lying face
You're a meanie   such disgrace
That's becoming really rude
With an awful attitude
Vicious rumors you are spreading
Not realizing you...

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I want to be a pirate’s unicorn in my next life.
A beautiful pirate named Sadie, who gives me no strife.
We’ll sail the seven seas my little Sadie and me.
We’ll steal riches and treasures, happy we’ll...

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There once was a fight on my plate
In front of my face while I ate

The Broccoli on the left picked up its Spear
And stabbed the Corn on the right, right in the Ear

The Avocado Artichoked...

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My little ones they bring me such joy

Three little girls and one little boy

The scamper and play all over the place

I can’t get mad when I look at their face

So easy to please just give...

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Hey! Here is a valentine for Mrs. Kay, our music teacher, we said.
Mom rolled her eyes; her cheeks sprung red.
You mean your classroom teacher, Miss McGraff, she would reply.
We did not like her in the...

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I am walking along ready to take on Mrs. M’s class.
She can be a jerk, a meanie, she is a pretty big a...
Along the way I see throw up all over the hall floor.
I use...

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