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Renaming The Wedding Band

There was a humming sound Hornet Honeys were in town Promoted by the media as a new found Getting the buzz And nectarine the love Looking for interlocking rings Claiming they know things Thackray got wind to this invasion And what talent the band was raisin Antonio got the text Immediately he showed up ready to protect Reserving a room Where Thackray will display a groom Hiring a source Strategically approaching the Hornet wearing nice shorts Reporting “Thackray will change her name Wondering who is going to complain” Knowing her West Ham United had everything going Bride to be bought a bag of rice worthy for the throwing Hopefully, the birds won’t explode When the buzz get pictures worth gold Not to make the wasp women feel like nothing Sorority scream gave the singer stingers something Teeny Deeney A well noted blues meanie Made the big story get Right into Thackray’s spider net “Three points I will survive Go back to being the worker bee in the hive” Returning to the hole the buzz stud did creep Where the company he did keep Talking to the wasp women on the phone Giving them a tasty bone In a fantasy tone Since they were not really known “It is most certain West Ham United won’t get the relegation curtain Apparently the Hammers will play another year To high profile cheer” As the honeys listened They too should stay in the big time mission “Not to worry Citizens will be here surely Relaxed no need to hurry Since they will be next We will deposit match checks Then have upper league respect”

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