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What is it with the fans and the guy known as " Big Meanie" Maze? Some may be used to calling him "The Craze" of Fresno: there were he defeated Five reigning champions in one night! An off the grid Superstar who once wrestled(defending against two top notch contenders:.when his partner defaulted and refuse to make the date, he was lefted to defend by himself). "They made a mountain out of a mole hill: my Partner was a jerk: the promotion wanted me to find a new partner , I said screws you and took the job and retained!" "I aint need no stinking partner!For the rest of my title defenses my manager stood on the apron while I did the work!" One night I bought a Big maple syrup barrel in the ring with pillows tied around it: the jerk ref asked where was my partner, I say's you son of a bytch: can't you see the barrel of fun I just came in ith" The barrel had a uprise.at the end of the match, my new partner crawled from under the ring and got under the barrel and when I went for the tag, he jumped out! The place went wild. We began using the "Big Barrel of Fun" gimmick bring a barrel ringside and dumping ah fella in it getting the countout win. Until them Big nastys came in to the terrotry. Smuck and Numbskull ruined our reign. They were nomanated as tagteam of the year six years in a row and won. I gave up on tagging: then I became Champion of Champion contender and Champion! Report Filed by Toyo Siku From The Big City Journel Column Six the Panflute Report Rassling Publications Inc and Mid-day Media LLC The new thang is this article come up on scene: the panflute signals the start of the segment! This Guy is a jerk!