Trixie's Dream

I want to be a pirate’s unicorn in my next life. A beautiful pirate named Sadie, who gives me no strife. We’ll sail the seven seas my little Sadie and me. We’ll steal riches and treasures, happy we’ll be. Other pirates will be terrified when they see our flag. It’s that vicious pirate girl and her meanie one horned nag! We’ll catch them up in nets and we will make them walk a plank. We’ll chop some up as meat until we smell their ugly stank. We will be on the most wanted list, Queen Sadie and me. She’ll dress in red rhinestone dresses, as pretty as can be. Her talents will be legend in every foreign nation. We will rob six months a year, the rest of them, vacation. We will wake up on the beach, every day, and take a run. We will eat hot oatmeal pies, and try to get some sun. She will ride on my back in a queenly pirate way. Pirate and the Unicorn, a best-selling Broadway play.