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Premium Member The Smell of Fear - Collaboration
Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps it was fear
Foul wind was expelled from my rear
The pifflewig...

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Categories: latrines, humorous, space,
Form: Limerick



I Wish I Knew How To Be Wise
I wish I knew how to be wise
And have that knowing look in my eyes
Remaining silent while you nattered
As though I knew what really mattered

I’d never chat about the weather
Or discuss TV when we’re together
Always...

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© Simon Kidd  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: latrines, humorous, philosophy, religion, satire, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
My Ancestors Blood
My first amendment right was never fought for overseas! It was Martin Luther King who was beat to his knees! It was Fanne Lou Hamer who gave me permission to speak! It was a war...

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Categories: latrines, africa, america, black african american, discrimination, military,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Throne In Heaven Poetry Contest
I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the process would be shoddy
Until the Resurrection of the Body

Even after...

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Categories: latrines, body, health, heaven, humor, imagination, silly, trust,
Form: Didactic
JUST A TRIP TO THE FUTURE
I have slept while awake,
And on an oneiric trip,
To stroll down the street;
And prognosticate in these rays,
Behold the white monster,
With a mask to fissile...
So, I peeped through the lens,
Of my conscience, my acme!

The future is...

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Categories: latrines, age, anxiety, conflict, dark, good night, life,
Form: Free verse



Bad Marriage
My life is playing me
                              The...

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Categories: latrines, funny love, gothic, heart, imagery, imagination, life,
Form: Verse
The Sacrificial Toxicity
Bullet between the eyes, graveyard of dreams, demise. 
Running bloodily through the fields 
As the poppies to opium, they do give yield 
Out on the fields with the mujahideens 
Praying to an empty sky, drinking...

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Categories: latrines, history, travel, violence, war,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Out of Order!
Lord! Why me? I try to live a life free of disorder,
Yet I'm forever greeted by signs reading "Out Of Order!"
Invariably, when I'm confronted with some dire emergency,
I'm faced with that leering sign adding to...

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Categories: latrines, angst
Form: Rhyme
Graffiti
Scribbled on public urinal walls 
Scrawled on latrines of cinema halls 
Sexy messages with illustration 
Depicting process of procreation 
Pithy remarks voicing political conviction 
Agitprop's propaganda in cute slogan 
Sometimes so obscene that the reader...

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Categories: latrines, art, imagination, inspirational, , cute,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member American Dystopia: West Coast
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American dystopia,where law breaking  is fine.
San Freaksisco, USA, civil living disappeared in no time.

Streets filled with thieves and have become public latrines.
Owners of small businesses are regularly and joyfully bitten!
.
Perfectly OK, by our governor with...

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Categories: latrines, america, angst, freedom, health, how i feel,
Form: Couplet
Gandhi
His teachings were gentle, 
yet he did not bend to
the will of any man. 
This little brown man 
changed an entire world 
for all time.
These words are 
his legacy of wisdom:
“You must be the changes...

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Categories: latrines, celebrity, faith, freedom, hero,
Form: Free verse
Cesspit
Cesspit 
The  shovelling soldiers are sent off to war
To dig latrines so their soldier brethren can 
Not in peace but to empty their guts between fights
Ukrainians have other ideas they want to kill them...

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Categories: latrines, grave, military, satire,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things