Long Kipper Poems
Long Kipper Poems. Below are the most popular long Kipper by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Kipper poems by poem length and keyword.
Splat
Splat
Explosions do not always signify combustion but often combustion arrives after many years of layering the layers and tightly packing. Thus meaning that a fried piece of fat could slip and burst out of the...
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Categories:
kipper, africa, animal,
Form:
I do not know?
Rum N Raisin 5 - No Need To Cook
Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain
Had mum left the freezer door open again?
He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!”
The freezer door was just a little ajar
Inquisitive kittens, as everyone knows
Would not simply...
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Categories:
kipper, cat, food,
Form:
Narrative
The Twelve Days of Christmas On the Isle of Man
On the first day of Nollick my true love gave to me
A Manx cat but there’s no tail to see
On the second day of Nollick my true love gave to me
Two kipper baps, and a...
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Categories:
kipper, christmas, fun, home,
Form:
Lyric
Gustybot Melly - Not For Refined Folk
This is the story of Gustybot Melly
His really small nose and his very large belly
He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly
And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly
And when he...
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Categories:
kipper, marriage, sick,
Form:
Rhyme
Prophecies and Jewish Feast Days
It was the Holy Spirit's revelation to the Lord's Help You Tube Channel, that on
June 22,2025, America was going to be attacked. And because America has
largely turned it's back on God, He was...
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Categories:
kipper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Prose
Just a Barmaid
"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too"
not even eleven and there forming a que
"just a barmaid" thats what they say
service with a smile, expected all day
we are more than just pint pourers...
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Categories:
kipper, drink, fun, funny, humorous,
Form:
ABC
Champagne reign of Shane
It’s been 3 years since the low blow of nadirs
As we said hooroo to you..goodbye to our top guy
Still feeling...reeling from the pain
Of all the polished veneers of careers
Which is the best palimpsests of...
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Categories:
kipper, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Swansong
SWANSONG
England expects Britannia to rule the waves,
From the white cliffs of Dover
To where the Sun never sets.
We’ll keep the Union Jack flying
Over this sceptred isle,
Set in a silver sea,
As a beacon of light
To ward...
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Categories:
kipper, anger, betrayal, england, history, identity, patriotic, sea,
Form:
Free verse
A Civil Soldiers Tale
"Lie still now, soldier", the Union General said,
As he knelt down beside the boy’s bloody, wounded head.
The dying young lad, no more than fifteen, if a day,
Wore the blight of cannon, and being in its...
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Categories:
kipper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Ballad
A Remembrance Day Poem
Christ and the Soldier by Siegfried Sassoon (1916)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OEnXw7P60
The straggled soldier halted and clumsily went down "O blessed crucifix, I'm beat !"
Christ still sentried by a seraphim between two splintered trees did speak
"My...
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Categories:
kipper, world war i, world war ii,
Form:
Narrative
Special Days
Special Days
Written: by Tom Wright
4/13/2006
It seems that for almost everything
We’ve set aside a special day.
We recognize others for their work
And sometimes for their play;
There’s a day set aside for Mothers
And likewise for Fathers too;
I’m...
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Categories:
kipper, day, humor, satire, new years day, labor
Form:
Rhyme
Where I Was In the Seventies
I stood before the mirror, one last check,
a quick inspection, then head off to town,
silver kipper tie around the neck,
shirt of green, sports jacket of light brown.
Platform shoes on, I boogie down the street,
a first...
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Categories:
kipper, first love,
Form:
Couplet
Killifish
I've got a dish of killifish
I wish to eat that silly fish
Baked, or fried in peanut oil
Roasted, dried, or let to boil.
Make me a star-gazy pie
Take me to the Catfish Fry
Lead me to the China...
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Categories:
kipper, animal, fish, fishing, food, funny, sea, word
Form:
Rhyme
Nice Try, Gundagai
A bloke who hails
from New South Wales
will know of Gundagai.
Some guy found gold,
or so we're told,
in days now long gone by.
I grew up there
without a care
when both...
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Categories:
kipper, romantic,
Form:
Rhyme
Tribute Two
My grandma
Who else deserves my full hearted thanksgiving
If not only you, the strength of my life, grandma
You are my life, body and soul, love and courage
You toiled for the betterment of...
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Categories:
kipper, childhood, grandmother,
Form:
Free verse
His Speech Is Very Rude
My husband is naughty a very naughty man
He throws down the newspaper on top of his beer can
He buys himself a sandwich in a cardboard box
And puts it in the laundry with his woollen socks.
He...
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Categories:
kipper, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Smoked Fish
Put a flipper on a kipper if you want to toast a seal
Put a bloater in a toaster for a better fitting meal
If the whole thing starts a smoking and you’re gasping and you’re...
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Categories:
kipper, fish, food, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Gone Fishing
Despairing seafaring..can be
Lore of days of yore
Glories or gory
Bold stories told
Foreshore folklore
Hemingway’s…Old
Man and the Sea
Smiles..feeling chipper
Like a wee nipper
Reeling in a ripper
Serious delirious skipper
No not a wee kipper
More like stealing Flipper (ah remember...
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Categories:
kipper, fishing,
Form:
Rhyme
A Need For Blood
He loiters in shadows in line for no harp
The tools of his trade all surgically sharp
He slices their throats before they start yelling
The Lord knows his name but the Lord isn’t telling
So prowling these lanes...
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Categories:
kipper, dark, murder,
Form:
Rhyme
WTC Postman Pat
Another hallowed arrow from his quivers
One of cricket’s greatest shiver givers
Coursing down your spine like rivers
Fine line..never dithers as slivers
Of adversaries hopes on the ropes..withers
Tipples tickle our livers
The latest tropes of how
Somehow…anyhow won’t kowtow
Postman...
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Categories:
kipper, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Dont Slap a Copper With a Kipper
[Youtube clip attached as the source of my ‘copper through your
letter box line... and because I just love the song!]
Don’t slap a copper with a kipper
Don’t catch your todger in your zipper
Don’t put the peas...
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Categories:
kipper, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Ladykiller
Out of the bath, in the mirror, check me
picture of spindly masculinity
talc on the feet, and armpits sprayed
now for the body a choice to be made
Hai Karate or Aramis
both leave the women in a state...
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Categories:
kipper, clothes, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Sardines On the Sand
Sardines on the Sand
Two Sardines danced hand in hand
At their wedding upon the sand
As a Herring played the violin.
...
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Categories:
kipper, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Time Served
Eyes they speak truth
In the dungeon deep
Shackled and chained,
caged by you
Hell of a making
Judged not worthy
Imprisoned alone
Here I saw the light,
in silver strands
Written on the walls...
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Categories:
kipper, dark,
Form:
Free verse
Out of the Closet
Night wrinkles on dim hangers;
bell-bottom pants
two-toned platform shoes
a wide `kipper' tie.
In a pocket
a crumpled Kodachrome -
hot pants and velvet neck-choker.
‘Who is she?’
This closet is a time machine
I exited decades ago.
Dreaming hands part a frilled dress...
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Categories:
kipper, poetry,
Form:
Free verse