Long Inside track Poems

ETHREE

Witch
Sneering
Bubbly
A pimply nose
To be feared by all
So Halloween friendly

More terrifying than ghosts
Placing eye of newt in cauldrons
Pure evil in our fantasy books
Horribly foul and mean in faerie tales.
A frozen heart places children in ovens

Crones of...

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Old Spencer, smelling of grippe, drugs, and death, 
he couldn’t bend over to pick up chalk, magazines, 
and failed acknowledgements of stupidity.
He certainly reveled in my foolishness.
“Modern science would still like to know what the...

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Some Advantages of Being Male

By Elton Camp

Benefits of masculinity I cannot deny
There are reasons to like being a guy
It’s assumed men deserve higher pay
And as a man, I really like it that way

We wear the...

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Max, the politician, wields a razor-sharp axe,
Slicing his chicken-bleep opponents' necks and backs.
"How dare they accuse me of power politics?" Max asks,
Innocent jowls masking the jaws of a shark's attack. 

His gangland campaign staff for...

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Road Rager Gnome

There I was a going home,
4pm traffic going flowing,
driving me little Corolla, going,
when I saw this fool Road Rager ,

he seemed to lunge his car at me ,
and stop just short deliberately,
to try...

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Poets have a feel for love
That others don't seem to possess
Our love seems deeper, much more intense
More emotionally charged I stress

Could be just a poet talking
Perhaps a bit bias what I'm saying
Never been accused of...

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Poets have a feel for love
That others don't seem to possess
Our love seems deeper, much more intense
More emotionally charged I guess

Could be just a poet talking
Perhaps a bit bias what I'm saying
Never been accused of...

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if an atomic bomb is dropped, the cockroaches will survive.
we might not make it, but they will. They always have.
during the ice age, during the pandemics, during Armageddon.
they have the inside track on how to...

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A lot of people I use to know are gone now; and Roe;
Her brother went three days later; and it rocked me hard;
He was only three years older than I am.
So I suppose it follows...

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I thought I had the inside track,
I really thought I knew,
What goes on inside my head,
But I didn't have a clue.

I'm so glad you told me;
So glad you set me straight.
Without you to tell me,
What...

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