Requiem For a Political Heavyweight

Max, the politician, wields a razor-sharp axe,
Slicing his chicken-bleep opponents' necks and backs.
"How dare they accuse me of power politics?" Max asks,
Innocent jowls masking the jaws of a shark's attack. 

His gangland campaign staff for money never lacks;
Max' men shake down local pimps, and dealers of cocaine and crack.
As for the fuzz, Max is hip; he's got the inside track:
Scoring deals for them on the best ecstasy and smack.

First elected back in '72, Max walked the length and breadth of the state,
A reformer, he was, a renegade; at least the voters thought so and fell for the bait.
Ensconced in palatial power ever since, Max has glad-handed, partied, drank, and ate.
A 'politician's pol' all these years, his formidable paunch and polling punch have proven great.

Belly out over his belt, this balloon of a man once again challenges fate,
Can he hang on again in 2018, or will this be Max' last hurrah on the party's election slate?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gauthier Avatar
March 12, 2018 at 2:20 PM
Well written tirade. Love it, Gershon.
Wolf Avatar
March 13, 2018 at 8:49 PM
Alright! Only problem is, here in Illinois "Max" is the norm for our politicos...Well, ok, he's a bit exaggerated, I admit...At any rate, I wonder about the word "tirade:" Is it a "tie raid" or a "tire aid?" Just wondering... :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
March 12, 2018 at 10:01 AM
You show the same kind of reverence to politicians that I do. Fun read!
Wolf Avatar
March 12, 2018 at 10:37 AM
Thanks, Caren. And thanks for the irreverent twist on 'reverence.' Amen, sister! :) gw
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