Long Hoovering Poems

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Earthling Bewails Hoovering World Wide Dread

Accursed human species
case in point Vladimir Putin,
who strikes terror across globe.

Don't underestimate his hell bent
zeal to attack United States,
one blood sucking infernal
predacious *****sapien
mercilessly bullies, interrogates, 
threatens... with zeal.

Considerably less mortifying
constitutes wrathful ordeals
exhibited by adults who treat
thine wife with indecorous jibes
like punks who sat back of bus
or classmates at Methacton
High School, mine alma mater.

No different than typical mean kids
many crotchety residents here
Highland Manor Apartments
majority residents aggrieve the missus
though said counterpart (thee spouse)
exudes standoffish poise
countenance dons and
nonverbally trumpets scowl
body language broadcasts
social graces be damned
easily interpreted as snub

engendering hostile imprecations
cruelly fiendish provocations
undermine capacity to experience
peace of mind
exacerbated by her
figurative cold shoulder
propensity to flip the bird
notched, ratcheted, torqued... tension
courtesy miss prissy heiress,
daughter, she secured management role
albeit (hats off) to nepotism

guarantees lifelong job security
issued thee missus warning
rental stipulation disallows
overt middle finger flashing signal
emotional entanglement ensued
yours truly tasked
to pursue more favorable environment,
yet scant finances (mine)
and poor credit
two strikes against
locating affordable living situation

since sole family income
social security disability
direct deposited monthly
buzzfeeding checking account
regularly near anorexic,
cuz additionally I pay
costs of living expenses
cole king avoiding being homeless,
thus this penniless
among dime a dozen
day late dollar short

low income bracketed
(marching with madness)
mister casts quandary
couched as poetry,
no great expectations,
nonetheless cathartic to communicate
(hoop fully understandable)
present tense plight
projected as plotted trend
fat and/or slim chance
fate will curse me as lottery winner
pipe dream teasing
this word plumber flush with ire,

who feels nsync and drained
scraping hand to mouth
bemoaning apathy, dismal
effort, gross indifference
toward self sums (mein kampf)
plus academic struggles
proffers grim forecast
as coxswain at mercy
rudderless ship of state
edges closer to his waterloo.


Premium Member BELOVED BUTTERFLY YOU AND I

On this cool  breezed autumn night twilight
The fluttering of butterflies wings glistens
Surroundings nature's voices write
Seeking speaking honoring confessions
~
Sweeter is the air, now that they have flow
Music sounds so delight now
Tiny feet in the air midst the dusk glow 
Shuns the light pee-a-poo, WoW

Lunar hoovering over view
~
Alas, may I have this last daylight glance
You and I butterfly we're in love
Come dear love let's suck amongst this flower dance  
Whilst in the pre-twilight above
~
Darkness falls out heart calls
In this now the middle of the night
Let us Beloved so dance ahh!
As the moon sings so dance hold tight
~
We're together wayward butterflies 
In the middle of the night when the butterflies dance to the Moon song
And our Father in heaven sheds no tears no cries
Elohim Father has made everything beautiful all things right nothing's wrong

Lunar hoovering over 
We're together wayward butterflies 
In the middle of the night when the butterflies dance to the Moon song
And our Father in heaven sheds no tears no cries
Elohim Father has made everything beautiful all things right nothing's wrong

11/29/23
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Space and Time

Entering the doorway through my heart
Following the nuance of space
Allowing expansion ~ mystery ~ and curiosity
To guide me into realms of spiritual awakening
Journeying through moments in time

Filled with opportunities
To appreciate and cherish
To express gratitude
To be connected to the forces
Of nature and humanity

Together we take flight
Guided by white hawks
Silently lifting off 
Into darkened skies
Kissed by gray hues

Alighting on silken clouds
Transporting us higher
A deep inhale as gentle breezes 
Tickle my earlobes and caress my soul

My heart is open ~ expanding ~ gaining insight
Exposed
My tears flow freely
I allow the pain and suffering to become me
As I focus on illumination and helping others
With embracing  arms and heart alive
Calling out to our elders and animal spirits
To join in our collective dance

The soft wind carries us
We float and fly and glide
Entering the realm of light
Sunbeams vibrating at the edges of perception

A fuzzy twinkling as our eyes excite
Riding magic cloud carpets
Above ocean’s breast
Gazing down 
The beauty becomes us
Gold light rays skate on undulating waves
Illuminating tide’s glimmering foam
A waltz of light and sound
Briny majesty

Luminous shafts dance and sway
In a lovers embrace
Across veridian waves
Passionately singing out
Becoming one

Our voices ~ melodies
Songs of our ancestors
Ballads from distant shores
Past and present 
Reveal themselves in
Tender haunting notes
Arriving on mist’s fingertips 

Hoovering close to Mother Ocean’s surface
We hear her heartbeat
Lap  lap  lap ... bubbles ... breath
Surface foam breaking 
She appears in nature’s coat of shiny black
A regal humpback
A tranquil Goddess welcoming us

We ride upon this graceful giant
As she whispers her secrets
Feeling her slow movement 
Through watery depths
Turning gently ~ moving up and down
We welcome her strength as 
Turquoise tides caress us

Guided by celestial navigation .... we ride
Gazing up at the sparkling stars
We listen to the collective heartbeat of eternity

One breath
One exhale 
Together

Premium Member Field Guide to the Summer-Mediated Mating Call

we learned to live on breadcrumbing
to orbit without return

haunting for love

a kittenfisher smiled
through borrowed summers

a catfisher built an entire moon

we endured benching
cushioning
roster dating—

hearts lined as spare chairs
after the guests had gone

I practiced love bombing
you future faking

the skilled preferred negging

one small faultline opening under load
and a place to live inside it

we drifted through situationships
through talking stages

through the annual migration
of ghosting, zombieing and hoovering

a hard launch
a soft launch

then pocketing

banksying taught us
how to leave without leaving

ghostlighting taught us
how to return without arriving

meanwhile the wildflowerers
flowered

the slow daters
kept their own time

every exclusive
promise
stalled at a DTR
 
frozen at the lip
of the relationship escalator
 
watching the steel teeth
flatten and disappear

red flags
snapped in the wind
 
green flags
semaphored
 
beige flags overgrown
in the yard

one night the throngers
argued hot takes beneath the stars

I felt the ick

you went delulu

someone else shrekking at last
laughed with their whole strange face

and for a moment

nobody was performing

just two people
standing outside the slang

while every
label we had worn
blew past—
 
confetti and bleached receipts
a failure to launch
breaking open in beach grass

This Is Bath

Bath streets have sights on show
and houses sitting by the row
there’s not a place you cannot go
our crime level's always low

packed all year round with global tourists 
city centre market stools fruit veg florists 
nothing to be weary of or fear if I’m honest
wandering this wonderous this once Aqua Sulis

We’ve a sick history the Romans came to visit
you'll hear the local accent saying in it and is it 
they built a mad bridge with actual shops on
for what to do a magazine called whats on

This the home of James Dyson Jane Austin
Bristol has a bridge and webbed off spring 
this the town they crowned England’s first king
where the whole of Uranus was first seen lurking 

On the walls "I was ere" written in graffiti 
the underground water here's self heating 
we've many a restaurant do you like eating
you can watch rugby from stadium seating

So in this place where Romans swim 
the inaugural crowning of the King
inspired Dickens and Jane Austin
as well we improved your hoovering

from sending the first Royal Mail letter
The Post Office began right here
a mix of everything never better 
in the River Avon we built a weir

we walked with Romans discovered a planet
saw bombings by Hitler but didn't panic
crowned the King of England at the Abbey
and too made a hoover without the baggy

because there's no where else this outstanding
the Nazi bombers but we're still standing 
a one way system with no understanding
two thousand years now that's longstanding

Others say they come from a place all crummy 
I honestly can’t relate
I’ve been elsewhere now and I'd say scummy
makes Bath look bloody great

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COPY AND PASTE LINK FOR SONG (UNFINISHED RECORDING) is that a word unfinished lol
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Premium Member Angel's Moon Dust

The moon dust sprinkled
From the angel's wings
'Pon baby sleeping
Angel's expressions
Now abide on face
**                   **
I watched him sleep 
Resting weary head
Seeing God bless
His little life
~~~~~~~
Moon dust still
Sprinkled there
A reminder
`             `
God Still
Abides

Here_

The 

Moon dust
Slowly 

Disappears
As the hours
Separate

The time spent here
His little bed
Awaits angel
Visit once more 

Watch over sleeping
Child_ sprinkling moon dust
Like magic to keep
Him in his deep sleep
Hoovering with love__

Sponsor:Catie Lindsey
Contest:Diminishing And Advancing Hexaverse
Theme: Moon Dust

Premium Member gaslight me the movie

gaslight me the movie
of my underdeveloped consciousness 
give me a hand 
take thine arm
without the silent treatment 
and a thank you 
for the mind fook
hoovering is not allowed  

this is not magic but it is
never seen a fly so brave
the invitation is in the mail
RSVP the art intelligentsia 
or Milly`la`Foret's lost inheritance 
embodyed in the stereotype
of conceptual oopart
padded by manipulative faking 

whack my loot  
thu nigh thy sacred book
smiell my surrender thighs
over a fabricated link
burning real Benjamins
to the sound of Marilyn Manson 
pareidolia 
patterns and wormholes and time loops

time present and future coexist
what to do with such knowledge
carved into the limestone
surrounding a city like distrust
lifted in grey moire
over a living ocean 
rocked over engraving rollers
in the arms of a sleeping monster

whatever it is 
it's right up ahead
everything weighed and measured
the metrology of red flags
illumated under ambient withholding
dreamt up into a real world
of Indian parenting techniques
dormant till spring

into the arms of the universal awakening
a kinetic toy is walking
must be the bravest sub of all
to have turned off all notifications
under a gas light on the green screen
splitting personalities
abannan soleil and mistel
disclosed and made public

spinning on the golden wheel
eyes glaring a dupper's delight
hidden underneath an unkept beard 
chin up and hands down recoiling
the circuit does not always 
go round and round
it comes from underground
with little steps

tip toe in the dark
the water is warmer for you there
peowetling peowian
it's not from where i am
cold in the head
cold shoulder painted red
don't pay your rent all at once
is a forever later game.

by a rinelle in Catemaco
reddish purple about the neck
innocent and unsecured
not noosed nor snared
skilled in mysteries and kindness
i mind here finely prepped
a synomyn in liminal space 
past your window into another's partition

Akin Twin Invisible Presence Coaxing Paranormal

Akin twin invisible presence coaxing...paranormal

Action across ouija board
herald Faustian bargain
as fingers of left hand appear to move
planchette of their own accord...
inexplicably, silently, and verily
along a barely traceable minuscule chord
dance, with some spatial force
from outer limits, perhaps dimension unexplored
twilight zone, (where spirit of Rod Serling dwells)
horizontally, linearly, and peculiarly unmoored
hashtagging, kickstarting, and zigzagging

while just barely hoovering
with maybe a hair breath of space to afford
between alien world and terrestrial
plain playing field, when oh my lord...
(this premature ejeculation from an atheist sword
like cross my heart and hope 
to die a martyrs death), thee paranormal
shenanigans witness movement toward,
and away from death still participants mouths agape
with bated breath until last letter scored

which message... uh...ah...cannot be revealed
yeah...yeah...yeah...due to HIPAA laws...
...Without explanation, 
there gets heard clangorous din
along with whooshes of ice cold air
brushing against my chin 
analogous to some unseen
genie i.e. and/or jinn freed 
from the lantern by Aladdin,
then,...how odd...

a deathlike stillness one could hear a pin
drop pervades painfully quiet 
as if sound got vacuumed in
to a void of parallel universe...
...Though I don't dabble in black magic,
nor nothing linkedin with the occult,
yours truly titled poem 
to "grab" attention fast as Usain Bolt,
he dashes off runners block 
blinding earth shattering jolt

faster than speeding bullet,
a praiseworthy athlete 
with no win tent to insult,
but merely chose his name out of thin air
(in accordance with abracadabra)
and flimsy rhyme that did result...
But, aye beg (bribe 
with wealth of Midas)...please
believe me you, this rather cheese
zee poetic endeavor got 

wrought eyes wide shut
(for all intents and purposes eyes closed),
where gentle force did cease
phalanges asthma southern paw 
of righteous honest to dog 
gone guy with pennywise 
and pound foolish sixth cents sees
dead people as like miniature floaters
(in my eyes with ease)
poised and struck unbeknownst to me
computer laptop black keys!
Form: Rhyme

Akin Twin Invisible Presence Coaxing

Akin Twin Invisible Presence Coaxing...

Action across ouija board
fingers of left hand appear to move
planchette of their own accord...
inexplicably, silently, and verily
along a barely traceable minuscule chord
dance, with some spatial force

from outer limits,
perhaps a dimension unexplored
of twilight zone, (where spirit
of Rod Serling dwells)
horizontally, linearly, and peculiarly unmoored
hashtagging, kickstarting, and zigzagging
while just barely hoovering

with maybe a hair breath
of space to afford
between alien world and terrestrial
plain playing field, when oh my lord...
(this premature ejeculation
from an atheist sword

like cross my heart), thee paranormal
shenanigans witness movement toward,
and away from death still
participants mouths agape
with bated breath until last letter scored
which message... uh...ah...cannot be revealed
yeah...yeah...yeah...due to HIPAA laws...

...(Without explanation, there
gets heard a clangorous din
along with whooshes of ice cold air
brushing against my chin
analogous to some unseen
genie i.e. and/or jinn

freed from the lantern by Aladdin,
then,...how odd...a deathlike
stillness one could hear a pin
drop pervades so painfully quiet
as if...all sound got vacuumed in
to a void of parallel universe...

...Though I don't dabble in the black magic,
nor nothing linkedin with the occult,
yours truly titled his poem used to
"grab" attention fast as Usain Bolt,
he who dashes off runners block
as a blinding earth shattering jolt

faster than speeding bullet,
a praiseworthy athlete with no win tent to insult,
but merely chose his name out of thin air
(in accordance with abracadabra)
and flimsy rhyme that did result...

But..., aye...beg (bribe with 
all the wealth of Midas)...please
believe me you, this rather cheese
zee poetic endeavor got
wrought with eyes wide shut
(for all intents and purposes eyes closed),
where gentle force did cease

phalanges asthma southern paw
of righteous honest to dog 
gone guy with sixth cents sees
dead people as like miniature floaters
(in my eyes with ease)
poised and struck unbeknownst
computer laptop black keys!

The Weight of Sin and Death

I know you are here
My old, friend
Hoovering til I cover
My nakedness
With warmth

What is to bring me comfort
In this life of storm
All this grief
That clings to form

I'm tired, so sleepy
I believe I will rest
Not now my love
I must confess
I can NOT endure your
....truth

Wait...I thought you knew me
Why do you push me toward
The very thing I loathe
A roaring fire
Some wine
A nice, pink, bath robe

You have no heart
Ideals and illusions
Leading down a path
Of elliptical conclusions

....never panning out

Fools gold
I've been sold
Way too old
To be told

....truth....with any value

No, no, I will not lend an ear
I need to sleep
Medicine will take me quick
It's prescribed
Rest is essential
I haven't the will....to fight

Fight!?!

That's not right
When did I fight
What's there to fight
When the doctor is right
....I must rest

Truth stands erect
Brazen, naked, on
My resting bed
She won't be denied
My old, trusted friend
...lied
......would have rejoiced
............if I had died....yet I remain

With a life, and a hell of a lot to gain.

Written by Trudy Schrader on 02-23-2022

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