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No More Doom and Gloom: Tommy's Story
People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom
But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon
My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight
Let’s see if I can tell this story...

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© Carol Zic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guzzler, funnyday, day,
Form: Rhyme



No More Doom and Gloom: Mary's Story
People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom
But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon
My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight
Let’s see if I can tell this story...

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© Carol Zic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guzzler, funnypoetry,
Form: Rhyme
Alarmed
Ding
The dryer just went off
I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes
Time to put my happy face on
And leave for work

Don’t forget to brush your gums
With fluoride issued toothpaste and
Wipe your butt with bleached...

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Categories: guzzler, addiction, cute love, dream, insect, time, usa,
Form: I do not know?
Car Court
CAR   COURT


Enter,   the older   heavyweight  steel  giant,
The bailiff,  a   1954 Hudson,  reads unhesitant : 
On the docket for this morning :  guilty...

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Categories: guzzler, allegorycar, car, drug,
Form: Verse
Repeal Day
Repeal Day

In terms of holidays, it’s not in the same league as Christmas and New Year’s Day.  Still, anyone who enjoys a cold beer ought to raise a glass in honor of Repeal Day....

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Categories: guzzler, anniversary, education, holiday, drink,
Form: Rhyme



No More Doom and Gloom: Johnny's Story
People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom
But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon
My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight
Let’s see if I can tell this story...

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© Carol Zic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guzzler, funny
Form: Rhyme
Summer Chugalug
Backyard dandelions
have parachuted upwards,
        on heavenly breezes.

The mower gave them a kick-start,
then they ascended; some to tickle
           ...

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Categories: guzzler, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things