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LimericksLimericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
grossly, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Self ReflectionsSELF REFLECTIONS
These are poems about mirrors, images, self-image, reflections, impressions and self-reflection.
Self Reflection
by Michael R. Burch
for anyone struggling with self-image
She has a comely form
and a smile that brightens her dorm ...
but she's grossly...
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Categories:
grossly, identity, image, imagery, metaphor, mirror, self, symbolism,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks I - Relatives and RelativityLimericks I - Relatives and Relativity
The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
A$$-tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Relativity, the theorists’ creed,
says mass increases...
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Categories:
grossly, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, science, space, time,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab BagLimericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
grossly, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
BeckoningBeckoning
by Michael R. Burch
Yesterday the wind whispered my name
while the blazing locks
of her rampant mane
lay heavy on mine.
And yesterday
I saw the way
the wind caressed tall pines
in forests laced by glinting streams
and thick with...
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Categories:
grossly, anxiety, break up, change, confusion, sleep, time,
Form:
Verse
Inxs of Poison From Iron Maiden Scorpion Mamma and Ac Dc Charged Aries PapaInxs of poison from iron maiden scorpion mamma and ac/dc charged aries papa
Although gainfully unemployed
(fate now finds me receiving
social security disability –
for approximately
the last baker's dozen years -
the yeast divine intercession...
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Categories:
grossly, 12th grade, abuse, anger, anxiety, atheist, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
A Heart Made Hatchet -2Hannah, I haven't seen or heard you cry
not in the gray of winter day
or in the cold silence of our prisoner nights,
the others can hardly keep up with you on the marches
your face is changeless...
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Categories:
grossly, america,
Form:
Epic
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door NeighborPlease help yarn hexed door neighbor...
Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock
to seal and line...
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Categories:
grossly, abuse, anger, bullying, character, december, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Cyberstalking NightmareBack in two thousand plus some years more of five,
When computers I'd just met, didn't yet with jive;
When a computer was just a box of technology,
A box of fascination and luring like a giant mystery,
I...
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Categories:
grossly, abuse, bullying, courage, evil, internet, jealousy, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvii Highlight of February 12th, 2023Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023
Above title attests
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
grossly, 12th grade, abuse, adventure, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form:
Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022
Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
grossly, adventure, cool, devotion, farewell, happiness, heaven, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
On Driving Drunkanother 1970s piece --
An old, inebriated man came stumbling from the bar.
I watched as he collapsed beside the front door of his car.
He used the handle on the door to struggle to his feet,
Then turned...
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Categories:
grossly, death,
Form:
Narrative
The Pied Piper From New York City - Part TwoThe Pied Piper from New York City – Part Two
This is quite despicable and very inappropriate for someone holding the
“Highest Office in Our Land.” The Pied Piper hides his treachery by
Wrapping himself in the...
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Categories:
grossly, allusion, america, betrayal, corruption, judgement, new york,
Form:
Political Verse
Bane of DyscheziaBane of dyschezia
Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth
two thousand twenty two)
currently housed near
Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania.
Less than twelve hours
after a cocktail comprising
handful of prunes,
four psyllium husk capsules,
plus three dulcolax.
Myself and missis
privy to...
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Categories:
grossly, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, angst, birth,
Form:
Rhyme
Being Heard Is Like HeavenThese days I seek no more than this, discernment, verse gets heard,
a comment’s icing on the cake, but ratings are absurd.
A ‘one’ could be my best review, a ‘five’ the praise of fool,
a compliment, fraud’s...
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Categories:
grossly, faith, love, poetry, religion, science, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Not So Friendly DiscussionsAlfredo always abhorred angry approaches
After an amigo accosted after an argument
And, afterward, Alfredo abstained arguing,
Because blackening bruises betrayed blather
Berniccio blindly behaved better, bravely
Becoming brotherly before blasting bullies!
Carefully commandeering calmer Carlos,
Claiming cool comradeship courageously
Communicated clever candid...
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Categories:
grossly, friendship, humorous,
Form:
Abecedarian
A Lie-Nobody Tried To Save the JewsNote I did not ever say this......another poet did...
His statement inspired me to pen this Poem.
Nor does he know that people of all religions and from
all other countries volunteer a few weeks a year...
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Categories:
grossly, death, humanity,
Form:
Couplet
Double LimericksThe Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he’ll score
with a...
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Categories:
grossly, cheer up, fun, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Experiencing Emerging Adulthood Stage While Inching Toward Being An Old GeezerMe, an aging baby boomer
long haired pencil necked geek
burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels,
thus a global nonrenewable resource(s)
repentant consumer
admitting heavily trod carbon footprint
additionally deeply enmired
within very late adolescence,
hence I shriek
with utter dismay
starkly aware personal hygiene
suffers direct...
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Categories:
grossly, anger, childhood, confusion, father daughter, health, mom,
Form:
Free verse
Fun Net Ticks and Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shuncurt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo.
Hip puck crease see
(ad hoc) key hide dee claim
haint how my noggin
comports itself to take aim,
cuz ear lee aire...
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Categories:
grossly, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Free verse
Tender Telehone Thoughts
In our most beautiful, suburbian , breakfast nook,
Where I read so many joyfilled books,
With the golden sunlight streaming in,
Is where my days as a girl,always,did begin.
Wallpaper of giant strawberries
Smiled with love at me.
A knock...
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Categories:
grossly, change, chicago, memory, perspective, psychological, technology,
Form:
Free verse
Twenty first century civilization gone I askewTwenty first century civilization gone?... I askew.
Ah... what luxury to wax poetic
as freedom to trumpet thoughts,
ideas, emotions, et cetera will wane,
especially if president number forty five
courtesy wealth and/or stealth
dons the mantle as de...
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Categories:
grossly, abuse, america, anxiety, bereavement, crush, hate, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Twenty First Century Civilization Gone AskewTwenty First Century Civilization Gone Askew...?
Methinks perchance man
kind always vain
n'er did appertain
moral hike polar opposite
from human being:
uncivil, unethical, unsocial, et cetera
...
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Categories:
grossly, america, death, destiny, heaven, literature, slavery, war,
Form:
Free verse
Ode To Mum
Brown paper memories she puts in my hands
Twine roughly tied in a bow slightly askew
Part and parcel of a humble life once led?
My defiant eyes meet hers of black velvet dew
Give me back my...
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Categories:
grossly, inspirational love, love, mum,
Form:
Ode
Vote Accordingly and Act Responsibly Part TwoCurrently there are seven Democrats and one Republican that are making anti-Semitic comments against the nation of Israel. On the floor of the House of Representatives! Only the Democratic Jewish Representative from the blue State...
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Categories:
grossly, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Narrative