Where Is Saipan, Michigan

One day, I saw a very unusual thing
in a business newspaper I was perusing.
It was a brief story present on the front page.
A taxpayer considered this thing an outrage.
He was a very honest and straightforward man,
an American from the island of Saipan.
This is a territory in the Pacific;
the Marianas Islands to be specific.
He filed his Federal Income Tax return. 
He did not omit anything that he would earn.
The territory was reported as “M. I.”
Some IRS agents soon caught this with their eye.
It appeared that somebody goofed up again.
He got a state income tax form from Michigan.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win Robert in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Hey Robert - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Congrartulations on the first place win in the contest, Robert
Fraser Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Brilliant Robert, you have me chuckling. You could actually believe this happening to be honest. Many congrats on your wonderful win....:)
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Congratulations Robert on your worthy poem's honored place at the top. Agape, Moses
Dietrich Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 10:48 PM
yes, yes, I DO remember this gem! Congratulations on your awesome win. LUv, Andrea
Maverick Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 10:32 PM
yes such trying times Robert, great 1st place win.
Mannan Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Hahaha Real clever Robert. Many congratulations for this victory.
Gorelick Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Completely original... congrats to you on your big win..BG
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Very funny. Joke was on them. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 2:25 PM
congrats on the Big Win, Robert! Your namew looks good on no 1 place eh?of course I'm partial to that name anyway:)
Taylor Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Congrats on first place, Bob. Well deserved. Nice going. Ralph
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:45 PM
congrats on your first place win with this interesting tale
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:35 PM
You had me laughing out loud, Robert. I could just see this fella's face when he received the state income tax form from Michigan. VERY creative! Congratulations on your first-place win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Locksley Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Gee, this is super funny Robert! I hope Michigan isn't waiting for this man to pay state income taxes. Good luck in the contest, Diane
Devonshire Avatar
January 29, 2011 at 2:47 PM
:) Thanks so much for supporting my contest, Robert. Love, Carolyn
Kendrick Avatar
January 28, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Interesting newspaper article..Glad that you shared it with us..Thanks for stopping by..Sorry that you have the bad part of the geese and not the beauty of the birds in flight..We have had some around here that have stayed and not migrated...I don't know why they don't migrate..Sara
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January 28, 2011 at 3:32 PM
haha, a cute mess-up to rhyme about, Robert!
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