Long Funnest Poems

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Gus Ferenski had a problem. It was a beautiful day outside. The rebel sun gazing down 
like a peeping Tom. 
The factory air, fresh and clean 
as a San Francisco hippie. 
The leaves were...

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We faced each other in a circle as
we sat on chairs inside her classroom; then
she had us close our eyes. Perhaps we used
some blindfolds. I’ve forgotten details, for
it happened in my high school years ago.

Our...

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There is no shame in nakedness of self
Discarded were the clothes of woodland creatures
Who would have worn them off eventually

Stand before me,
Look-
There upon that black shelf
The one that extends forever in directions of the sun

Watch-
Up...

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As I look down from here
I feel like I am falling
That is when I realize
It’s you my friend calling

I go out on a limb
To gather my harvest
I must make it through
Winter is the hardest

I have...

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There was a trouble-maker, a cute tyke.
You know the type! He had a little trike.
Perhaps his name was like the cartoon “Dennis.”
To everyone he met, he was a menace.

He asked his mother for a bag...

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We played all night, in the lounge of our house, 
We played a truth or dare,
We played the game of secrecies, 
Our thoughts we had to share,

And the things that we had to answer, 
Were...

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Don’t worry about the bell that will soon be calling you back in
Or the teachers who are watching you play with other kids
Who know you want to be left alone, to play with bugs in...

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All treats and no tricks.

Said the man in the scarecrow hat.

Apple cider and pumpkin pie.

Candy bags filled a mile high.

But no tricks from the skeleton costume.

Just hershey bars and three musketeers.

All treats and no tricks....

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