Long Forecaster Poems

Today we begin with a quote from Eisenstein
with commentary in brackets
informed by Bucky Fuller's cooperative metaphysic 
of Synergetic Steerage.

"We have a[n intuited, autonomic systemic] need to stay in contact with people with whom we share...

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Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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Recherché poetic themes stock in trade of yours truly

No surprise, rhyme nor reason,
I tease out extraordinary threads,
sometimes deliberately writing
about current calendar day or season

for instance today July 28th, 2020
another hazy, hot, and humid summer day
and...

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Believing my brain, can be used for learning from higher, 
                       as I...

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Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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As the winter drifts with the northern wind
Some high latitude areas of north hemisphere
Will be in the clasp of sporadic snowstorms
Others will be mantled with dense opaque frost
Longing to feel the reviving warmth of the...

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(Straight from the horses mouth-Your Local Psychic- Forecaster)
 

Today the sun will appear and you are going to enjoy a jovial 
             ...

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It is now ten minutes past noon,
So, I can wish you a good afternoon,
The clouds are gracefully displaying,
Whatever an artist imagines,
 But my production manager is glaring,
Say your bit quick he mouths me,
Cheekily I replied,...

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An ominous eerie cloud, fear itself
Swept in from the west on bitter cold wind
Layered beneath it a frozen ice shelf
All are doomed--the forecaster subtly grinned.

"Flee to the east, all people who have sinned,
Time to think...

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You wise me up faster
To  avoiding disaster
Gradually becoming a forecaster 
Life's riddle painted me a master
But don't call me a pastor
Cum fasting, I ain't a taskmaster

The mixed differences of two 
Can never be measured...

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Good morning! Hear ye these forecasts so sure:
Today, we greet a cloudy disclosure
expressing to us “no-sun” exposure…
let’s bask under heavenly rays’ pleasure
thanking God for rainy weather’s pressure 
to welcome great blessing-showers' treasure
abundant for sharing beyond...

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A Monotetra


I just got this weatherman job
I'm to click this thing-a-ma-bob
Nerves are making my head throb
I'm gonna sob     I'm gonna sob

Camera ready, fix my tie
Oh my gosh, I just wanna die
Cause...

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Good morning, folks...John Doe here 
Live- from Channel WXYZ-TV 
Bringing you today and tomorrow's weather forecast...
And how the weekend's weather just might be 

Saturday morning starts off very nice 
Sunny and warm with the high...

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At Least 'I AM' (Still Making Noise)

Own my home (with the bank), love most mensch, some that thrive,
Still, days cry out like twins of disaster,
A "poetry addict," 'friends' say (those alive)!
Each new poem's a weather...

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Mama was just saying, " I guess 
the forecaster was wrong",
when the storm struck.
It came from a clear blue sky.
The sun had shone on one
of those false spring days
that sometimes come in March,
on the North...

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Require the rain to reign in raising the grain.
While the umbrellas are up, don't strain.
We must persevere in the face of weather
That doesn't imply if it's freezing or hot.
And it wouldn't infer if we like...

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So. Let's see what's in store for today...
Will the elements function our way?
There'll be plenty of sun
For us all to have fun
Outside wether it's for work or play!

Mountains will form in the sky through the...

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A high pressure is moving up from the south
Which means fair weather for tomorrow, I think,
At least that’s what I’m getting by word of mouth.

According to all our charts, we’re on the brink
Of foul weather...

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Tis not the breath of God that killed the town,
by a spree of dark and twisted clouds
groaning, moaning and churning up the ground,
these winds that roared in anger freight loads loud.

The siren failed to give...

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THE WEATHER? DON’T ASK ME

There won’t be a cloud in the sky today,
But don’t get too complacent.
The weather’s coming from the north
And storm clouds are adjacent.

My job used to be simple,
The seasons were well defined.
But,...

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I step up to the green screen 
In my tie and 5 piece suit
Here for you on the daily
My predictions absolute!

You can always count on me
To know how to prepare
Waiting for my forecast
So you know...

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Mark’s bold forecasts were greeted with doubt
One of his hearers braving “Get out!”
Not just saying it: An exploded shout!
He’d seen, Mark with a bottle of stout,
A celebrant’s gulp and a drunk’s pout…

“Drunkard, no plant does...

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Good morning, folks, welcome to my show.
Come rain or shine, I’ll tell you what you need to know.

Up north it’s raining cats and dogs; even farther up
toward the border there’s brewing a storm in a...

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You’re so foolish,
so full of foolishness
Nish ... 
a walking death wish
You’re a dungeon clad disaster,
a black cloud follows you
You’re a bad weather report,
a downpour forecaster
So very unwise are you — 
foolish decisions seems to be...

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