Long Copilot Poems

From "Theater of Utter Charm"
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Part 19

only a robot can recognize
that Nature's laws are robotic
so break the law then
quite effortless really
when the eyelids rip their bindings
perceiving in greater ranges never hurts
otherwise an incoherent bedlam
over...

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Where has the American cowboy gone, 
Did he ride off into the dust trails of history,
A faded figure, melting into the last horizons sunset.
Nay, unbridled the mustangs run free now,
No riders lasso, snaps against the...

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Birthday feelings
Another year is back no longer can leapfrog this day
Where my body squeals on me from time to time
Melanin, flawless, caramel skin transparent
for you to view my friends,
Face ageless, mind intone to my compose...

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They were nearing LaGuardia Airport when the pilot felt a sudden urge.
He told the copilot to grab the yoke saying his bladder he must purge!
He left the cockpit and wended his way to the lavatory...

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"To Have me or Have Not”.  
I  had a thought just crossed my mind/  a problem that  never been resolved
 A bitter taste a bitter cold
 I don’t feel anymore remorse...

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CHEPH 111 CHAPTER:ONE 
CHEPH 111 
 
CHAPTER ONE: 
The CREW Recruited 
MarYlin Mist walked with a saunter never a swagger she held her blaster butt in 
her LEFT hand and she sighed when she saw...

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Sometimes I feel like a castaway;
My sails and rudder in disarray-
A derelict floating past Cathay-
Then marooned on a shoal.
Other times I feel like a stowaway,
Secreted in some musty hideaway,
Watching the world change day by day
From...

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The pilot closed the door.
Taking a brief moment to look around.
Patting himself down opening the door then closing it back hesitantly.
He walked past the vacant seats, inviting himself to the copilot seat in the cockpit.
He...

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I kiss your risks
Cheerfully without singled 
One out in asterisk 
As we romantically mingled

I play your ball
Joyfully on an away pitch 
Yet, you never reject any of my calls
Or dramatically snub me for the rich.

I...

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When you have real feelings for someone let them know
Time to open up more and allow your relationship to grow
When that special someone has brought a lot of joy into your life
Show her with your...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I decided to fly planes for a living.
I learned that there a lot of people who are unforgiving.
At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated.
People beat the crap out...

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A Pilot Needed in the Cockpit

By Elton Camp

In movies, pilot and copilot conk out
But always, a half-way pilot is about
But not for many years has he flown
Perhaps in the air force he was shown

Or maybe...

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The Stewardess’ Startling Questions 

By Elton Camp

Safety procedures she will mention
Few, if any, pay very much attention

They are interested in taking a nap
Or using the computer in their lap

One day, the stewardess was taken aback
Because...

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