Long Cheeseburgers Poems

We’re (Lisa and I) back in Athens Georgia (hometown USA), where it’s the halcyon days of summer. The south used to be the home of summer heat - not anymore. Now everyone has their little...

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Jim Daley and Joe McCarthy had something in common. They died at 80 going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Walt O'Brien, their protege, found this out when he called the homes...

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Midterms are over and I killed ‘em (Yes, even physics) - yeah me! I spent the last two weeks like prisoners do, marking off days until - freedom. Now the pressure’s off and I can...

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ALL YOU CAN EAT

by

JOHN M. ARRIBAS


I never subscribed to an unusual idea
That aliens are among us and thriving here
I now question my stand on that theory
Cause I’ve noticed some bodies quite eerie
I see gigantic beings...

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A queue for the loo? is it nine minutes past two?
A windmill dashing to the sea. Ice cold waters in a monticule drip. Laced with the prevalent winds and sands. But sands are not sanding...

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Many years ago this very day
An angel celebrated her birth
She had come to see me once in a dream
But I knew not her existence on earth

No greater gift than the birth of a child
Celebrated with...

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Who likes rich people, not many,
the middle class are rich and ignore that fact,
even though the ladies whole bit is about being likable,
maybe I'm the last one who should say what normal is,
since you spend...

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The Downward Spiral of Addictions
                              ...

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Here is the tale of a Jewish hardware-store man
   who guards the flame of his faith as best he can
in a remote corner of the Upper Midwest
   where the count of...

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I am in charge of a nominating committee.
I nominate what I believe the entire nation should eat,
and I nominated cheeseburgers and was supported by the democratic party.
Fried Chicken has always been a favorite of the...

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The family vacation,
two kids, the dog, my wife and me,
the station wagon's all packed up
but Timmy has to pee!
At last we're off, two hundred miles,
we stop at Mickey D's
for cheeseburgers, four cokes and fries,
the kids...

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May I take your order, please:


I want two double cheeseburgers,
and a large side of fries
Plus, two chocolate milkshakes
with vanilla latte eyes

We’re celebrating today,
me and my drive-thru beauty
She’s my fast food lovin’ baby,
and I wouldn’t want...

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My cousin Dennis wasn't born like you or I.
But he came the way Creator intended, I suppose.
He walked and talked later than most,
But he always had rhythm.... uncanny... purposeful.

Now, any tennis racket or broom or...

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I ate lettuce for a year 
Only lettuce
And drank water
Lost sixty-four pounds
I have gained it back and sixty pounds more

I was young then, more disciplined
Now I am old; no one notices old
I can be any...

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it is the 4th of july
i can see the fireworks from my upstairs window
on the left side of me is you surprisingly
what you see in me i don't know
then again, it does not matter
you were...

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OXY-GUYS



Oxydimwits  believe  in lovers slimming with diet  cheeseburgers

Oxybuffoons  ask in the supermarket for water lite for their girlfriend

Oxyfools    are   cowboys riding after a herd of mavericks...

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McDonald's once counted burgers sold,
proudly posting the number on a big sign
outside of each of their restaurants.
It stopped when the number got too big.
(Would people not believe that 
one-hundred and forty-seven billion,
nine-hundred and twenty-three million,
seven-hundred...

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 Jingle jingle jingle jingle 

Mac succulent and simple

Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers

Chicken & fries

Ice-creams ,desserts

long coffee  with ice

We have tutti fruties

to suit your sweet toothies

Thick milkshakes

 fresh juices and smoothies

We shake every wish

with salads and...

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The miles that keep us far apart
are cruel and cold and lonely,
wishing you were here with me,
I'm thinking of you only.

Roads and motels separate us,
simple things that stretch and tear,
leave us yearning for each other,
distances...

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I try to keep optimistic
By breaking dishes and filing insurance for new ones
I try to be light-hearted
By laughing at old people...just cause their old
and brittle bones are funny
I try to love by keeping in contact...

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We Don’t Serve Cheeseburgers at Downton

By Elton Camp

Mrs. Patmore strongly protested
When a cheeseburger was requested

With a sneer, the cook did say
“That guest is from the USA.”

“While for an American it’s good enough,
My kitchen would be...

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Lately, I'm trying to diet
There's a lot of pain in fitness
All the tasty foods are taboo
Tell me, can I get a witness?

Standing on scales Saturday
Was my motivation to try
But without my chocolate sundae
I don't know...

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He's late
 Or am I early
 What time is it? 
Can't see 
The stars are uncoordinated. 
Whose in charge?
 What's with The mighty Mac wrappers 
congregation? 
Praying under the lamp post. 
Nature's corpse, 
Man's rubble,
...

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