Long Cheating Poems
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TED
A cheating farmer called Teddy McClure
Thought that his wife knew but he wasn't sure
Oh boy she knew alright
Cos when he took a bite
Of his sandwich it contained pig manure...
AMY
A flat chested girl called Amy Sparrow
Went for a boob job down in Palermo
Now cant keep her back straight
Because of the dead weight
And she now has to use a wheelbarrow...
FLYING HERD
Have you ever thought what if cows could fly
Imagine ducking as a herd flew by
You'd have to wear a hard hat
Or risk being hit by a pat
And goggles in case you're hit in the eye...
THE LOVERS
Two lovers went in the woods all alone
Lots of oohing and aahing and a moan
They're on Utube on show
And what they didn't know
Someone filmed them from above with a drone...
FRED DYER
Did you hear about poor Freddie Dyer
Fell and mangled his manhood on barbed wire
His bits they couldn't save
But opera fans rave
His falsetto singing in the choir...
Written 29th April 2020.
I cant take no more of your lies
I cant take no more of your crap
I cant take no more of all this hurt
I cant take no more (no)
I cant tak no more....
Time and love played around you
yet you let these girls get the best of you
I was so naive to stay with you
thinking you will change for us two...
Im tired of your cheating
Im tired of your lies
Im tired of your crap
and i cant take no more
Noooo(no,no)
Noooo(no,no)
I cant tke no more....
I cant take no more of your lies
I cant take no more of your crap
I cant take no more of all this hurt
I cant take no more (no)
I cant take no more....
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Im sick and tired of your game
cuz you will never change
my heart is breaking and
youre the one I blame
I wont stay and let you keep
disrespecting me
you dont even own up to your
responsibilities
this so call love you give
that is not wat I need
I cant take no more (no)
I cant take no more....
I cant take no more of your lies
I cant take no more of your crap
I cant take no more of all this hurt
I cant take no more (no)
I cant take no more....
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...When I got my own sweet fiancé,
it forced a rethinking of that day.
I knew the trust I had in my love,
and it so quickly began to dawn.
Fun as it was for my youthful mind,
that soldier had loved her as I loved mine,
they’d pledged each other a whole life’s care,
only for her to go do him wrong.
And this moment I thought was so great
is now hard for me to contemplate,
that I could have destroyed a marriage,
the foundation of two people’s lives.
If somebody had done this to me,
taken my Clair and done the naughty,
if she broke my trust in such a way
I do not know if I could survive.
And the woman who had shined so bright
in my passion dreams so many nights…
How can a person betray it all
for a few hours of decent sex?
Had she ever really loved that man?
Had our affair been part of some plan
to give herself excuses to stay?
What other men had she moved to next?
What if the soldier had never learned?
The though of that just makes my insides burn,
imagining how I’d feel if Clair
had been cheating on me all this time.
The thought of other men in my bed,
and not believing a word my wife said,
then not to even {know she did this…
I just can’t imagine such a crime.
I think of that soldier, somewhere out there,
and regret if I caused him despair,
more and more I think of being young,
what possessed me to do what I did…
I would apologize if I could,
but at this point would it do much good?
Would it just cause him needless drama,
cause trouble for him and any kids?
Would he start asking are those kids his?
Was that all that might come out of this?
If she’d cheated once, she’d cheat again,
would anybody know the whole truth?
It would like just cause a big mess,
assuming he’s not discovered it yet.
It’s sometimes cruel how time strips us of
the things we once felt sure of in youth.
Country named land of the absurd
mix truth and lie
whoever speaks the truth is mute
falsehood here is all quite right
Lie the politician and the priest
the judge and the witness falsify
prevaricate simply and shamelessly
and indulge themselves with impunity...
lying here is a real necessity
to deserve honor, glory and love...!
II
Here the lie has long legs
here the truth wears short pants
there is further truth to the prostitute speech
than the political speech that is preach,
or the ideological word that delays...
It's worth further sincere cheating
than a tie posing to be severe...
The faker who barks easier than a dog
or wiser pretending to be a prude
to deceiving everyone just one borg...!
There's something crazy going on these days
Down at the city zoo
The giraffes have joined the high society club
While the monkies are getting tattoos
The elephant's are packing up their trunks
And moving to the Bronx
With all the hippos on a diet
In an effort to lose their junk
The Lions have stopped lying
The cheetahs have stopped cheating
And as far as all their drinking
They're both going to A.A. meetings
The orangutans are the ones to blame
For a pyramid scheme gone bad
Left the zebras all in the red
When they lost everything they had
The crocodiles are out sunning themselves
By the pool drinking Piña coladas
While the mother snakes go on Maury
To try and figure out who is the father
Yes, things are a little crazy these days
Down at the city zoo
But if you were locked in a cage all day
Wouldn't you go crazy too?
People seem to take to me
and like me
Something i do not or can't
understand
However well intentioned be that
even based on pitty and sorry
As personally i myself
Can not abide the thought of
my own company
As i think and speak of only thing's
that steal the will to live
And could make a divorce willing
to give her cheating no good ex
a second chance
I hate the sound of my own
voice so much so
I'd rather cut all the grass in
central park in a mid- winter
blizzard with a pair of scissor
Wearing nothing but high heels
and crotchless women's undies
If i was the last person left on
planet earth i'd plug my ears
and take a wow of silence
I learned how to cheat,
because you always believed me
when we burned in the heat...
as I was lost in your beauty!
My smiles were lies,
gifts to cover them with cleverness,
but what is the price
a cheating man pays for his craftiness?
Nights without a woman's tenderness,
days without hearing her voice of gladness!
I took everything like a remorsless thief bound for cheats,
while another heart shared the same love you thought
was the only possession your faithful heart ever sought...
you miss all the smiles of my lies as your loneliness deepens.
My smiles were lies of an untrue lover showing
beautiful images of deception
but you fell for them without realizing
that in them there was no affection;
and today, remembering those those moments of exstacy,
nobody can persuade you from believing in my dishonesty!
Yeah... yeah...
Husband at the tire shop, grease on his hands
Slips out the back, has a different set of plans
Comes home stinking of perfume and lies
Wife a bank teller, counting bills with her thighs
Smiles at the window, takes a number, takes a man
Closes out her drawer then opens hers again
Cheating and bleeding, both spreading the same
Tire shop husband, bank teller shame
Drug resistant in Chickasha like tears in the rain
One man’s mistake turned a whole town to pain
yeah, yeah
Both cheating and bleeding
It’s in the blood just the same
na-na
Husband caught it raw from a north side fling
Brought it home like a damned souvenir ring
Wife took the gift, passed it down the line
Teller by day, hooker by night, showing the signs
He sits on the jack, stares at the lift
Feels his body slow, feels his future shift
She counts the money, body count too
Neither one saying, blood work they knew
Now the husband coughs, tires stacking high
Can’t lift the wrench, can’t look them in the eyes
Still smiling at the window, still taking the cash
Sleeping around, with a wink and a flash
Redneck buddies laugh, don’t know the score
Trailer house talking but the truth’s next door
One shop, one bank, one sickness in the blood
Cheaters dying while the whole town burns down
Both cheating and bleeding, both have the stain
Tire shop husband, a bank teller’s shame
Closes out her drawer then opens it again
Drug resistant in Chickasha like tears in the rain
One man’s mistake turned a whole town to pain
yeah, yeah
Both cheating, both bleeding - na-na
Both cheating, bleeding,
It’s in the blood just the same
Tire shop husband, a bank teller’s shame
Law Office to Courthouse
Life verses Death
Fortune wealth involved
A Murder into who committed
Investigation into why
Reason having a mission
Perry Mason, Attorney at Law defending the client in what he expects
His documentation will be presented in court
Prosecutor and Mason fight in brief fought
The Prosecutor will think otherwise
Mr. Mason intends to energize
His client, Jen Davis, who is married to a billionaire being her husband, Javier Davis
Mr. Davis had been unfaithful during the marriage, and has been cheating with a mistress, Diane Solomon, a Dancer at a Strip Club
Without the warning nor suspicion, Mr. Davis was murdered
The murderer left swiftly, but Mr. Mason and his team are bound to find evidence full of clues
Was it rivalry of Mr. Davis wife or someone else?
Perry Mason and his team are definitely going to find out
Court room session
JUDGE HONOR sits
The Jury in attendance
The trial becomes
As details in the proceedings are represented in the murder case, witnesses upon witnesses testify in taking the stand
Truth or lies?
Details are getting closer and the murderer is going to be signaled out
Within the court, the session intensifies
Prosecutor draws his conclusion in evidence
Closer to the murderer and why
A strong objection Shout
The Judge Honor announces overruled
The case is about to break
Harold Puzzles takes the stand
He asked questions after questions
Suddenly he crushes into confession that he killed Mr. Davis
The pressure was too great, and the Perry Mason confronted about the crime being that Mr. Puzzles was Mr. Davis business partner for years, but he cut out of Mr. Davis Will, and if he wasn’t getting the fortune no one will
Case solved
All suspicion was on Mr. Davis wife and mistress
But someone else was involved in the murder
Mr. Puzzles was the outcome with no one suspecting
At least not until Perry Mason went deeper into the investigation
Perry Mason minute
Pieces started coming together
Perry Mason brief.
Following rules, we learned as kids,do you remember?
Do not take another's pencil, it is a sin, nor their precious toys
nor dimes to in your pockets, put in,
What allows us now, to steal with such giddy, sin-filled ploy?
Whether be it a car-jacking or a despicable looting done on camera
with grimacing, hideous joy?
Most of us are not thieves, and raise heck at plagiarists!
But things now escaped in adults as crooks as forgers or "fraud-sters anonymous."
The simple truth is that things taken, display a huge lack of integrity,
And simply fail, with their lack of character and bald- faced chicanery.
Play up front and honest is my call.
Pretend you made a home-run,when in fact, all you had was a foul ball?
Winners fulfill promises, losers on their faces will fall.
Cheating wins no games in life, that's a big loser's call.
1-5-2021
8am PST
Dedicated to Maria, my daughter, a woman of ethics and
elected to office legally. Thank you. It was a hard road but
you made a difference for the good~ in many!
Wow~ a woman of integrity. Without that, nothing works.
Love, Mom