August 25th 2019 Playing Round of Bouncy Bouncy Broke Bed

August 25th, 2019 playing round of bouncy bouncy broke bed Just before stroke o' midnight slated date above zee wife, i.e. the missus, aboot same width and height (quite an oompa loompa), she presented quite oh...somewhat garrulous, hilarious, illustrious...sight, what with her swelled up Betelgeuse orange flesh somewhat sunkist bright strove to bounce this light resting, loafing, humming like mister kite, who always takes nap before sleep got unstrung with minor fright when both of us suddenly heard "thud," and driver side regarding single bunk slumped noticeably lower, which excite meant elicited presenting reedsy challenge, and strategizing avoid rolling on floor, a humorous lock horned dilemma plight, she analogous to human meteorite precariously propped, positioned, perched courtesy eldest daughter, who gave ample pillows fortnight prior to relocating to San Francisco, California, a stellar future "star student" sought to ignite where struggling dirt poor mama and papa squeezed, pinched jinxed financially tight scrambling to remain homeless which dire circumstance... right, would immediately curtail ample leisure time to write. Out of necessity, we could live in 2009 Hyundai Sonata until cold temperatures idle forced us to hold each other, this despite my tendency to twitch, a told foregone conclusion spelling misery especially if the snoring mold did doughy wife additionally prone to scold and get snappy if unable to affix CPAP contraption told to attach to face when lying down to alleviate sleep Apnea a common malady bold forthright primary care physician stated excess weight major contributing factor never foretold back in the day when spouse light as feather, and yet contradictory cuz each fold of adipose tissue increases her cost when measured against gold.