Usda Dose of Jocularity Doth Not Compute

fatty deposit usurped my washboard physique I can no longer lay claim as pencil necked geek mute tinny utterances futile to write and/or speak as recourse to cope with displeasing body morphology tis good n plenti humor I seek to offset feeling morose, and regular exercise regime to tweak objectionable physiognomy, would offend classic Greek aesthetically lean body mass index even lions, tigers, or bears, would consider yours truly a freak actually never in mein kampf, as lovely bones creak acceptance of physical, (nor mental) self e'en as pipsqueak wrought intimations just short re: abominable mortal kombat total hate me snow kidding man plus loathing mine anatomical trait invariably pitched mental health in dire strait I haint shy stating greater part of life (mine) where fate found me beset with feeling morose inner dialogue tête-à-tête attributed to more'n one countless reason sunk teeth into anorexia as pit iff full adolescent date even now chief among reasons with rhyme, aye lowly rate being adipose fatty deposit usurped washboard physique long ancient history no surprise competency not great passive withdrawn demeanor set precedent concomitantly plagued with submucous cleft palate being risk averse, in tandem being diminutive height meant easy scapegoat target leant convenience and regularly meant chased, mocked, taunted... by bullies helped rent psyche asunder during impressionable years nonetheless acutely cogent whatever that might be worth, this gent laments good n plenti centsless opportunities got misspent finding empowerment thru writing only recent endeavor to cope with empty nest syndrome event.