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Premium Member I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent

I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools

They gave us tests to ascertain
The truth of what they knew
That we’d complain about a D
On assignments over due

Taught us to write sentences
A task that seemed so dire
We went to sleep wrestling with
A dangling modifier

Teachers in the science lab
Their eyes slightly askew
Kept a clear path to the door
Never knowing what we’d do

Yet as it seems with all success
Like the day I hit a homer
I got to wear a funny hat
And pick up a Diploma

Thus, when they say:  “must be AI”
I flash upon the past
Knowing that the “algorithm”
Would be tossed right out of class.
Form: Rhyme


Odyssey of Hope

Homer in his prime knew what was divine he sets out to woo the earth but his ambition was crumbed in the dirt, the Trojan War is an epic of past, love, power, hate, marriage, and crime; the Greeks and the city of Troy and the ten years war that took many lives and causes numerous painful sacrifices. 

The marriage of Peleus’ and Thetis’ brought the whole nation together Zeus in his fantasy was merry and happy but the goddess of strife was denied entry to the marriage feast and so she made a dangerous decree, she throw her gift among the guests; and everyone scramble to find the second best, Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera began to fight for it but the spoon quickly ran away with the dish. 

Zeus in all his pride could not decide who to get the goddess of strife gift  and Paris, the prince of Troy, was asked to make the decision but Paris was not the smartest fellow and he left everything in a big hollow and so Hera the queen bribed him for a thin limb.   

Hera promised him political power and a sordid throne for tomorrow; but Athena in a subtle tone promise, wisdom in mind and battle in pride but that could persuade Paris. Aphrodite knew his heart from the start and promised him the beautiful Helen of Sparta. But he quickly chose Aphrodite and wrap up the selection plight, woman was his weakness and he went all the way for her.  

Charming Helen was married to Menelaus, the mean king of Sparta so, Paris journeyed to Sparta and kidnapped Helen from her home and brought her back to Troy with him and Helen could not resist his touch and she fell in love with Paris when she felt his heart and from there on the Trojan War began. It started with a gift and ended with a gift. 

The Greeks surround the city of troy and hid in the Trojan horse. A few of them went back to sea and pretend as if they were gone but Paris and his men hang out on the lawn, and what they thought was a precious gift was an ambush set outside lawn. No sword was drawn, no blood was spilt but the Greeks defeated troy with a massive fire ball when they took the Trojan horse inside, “burn! Troy burn” the Greeks shouted. 

And so Homer, the greatest storyteller of all gave an account of how the mighty Trojan fall on his way back from the Trojan War in the epic Iliad. You are a long way from home.
Form: Narrative

Premium Member On the Back of Atlas



“On the Back of Atlas”

On the back of Atlas my whole world sat
as if seated upon the golden thoughts 
of a fast loose dominant god all seeing
the Sky, eyes of cobalt blue 
marbled with stone cold clouds.

the Heart - 
the Ark of the Covenant
well-hidden,

keeps its fresh green secrets;

On the back of Atlas my whole world sat
as if seated upon the golden thoughts 
of a fast loose dominant god all seeing
the Sky, eyes of cobalt blue 
marbled with stone cold clouds.

“Orion walked on water too”, 

echoes in the mind of the Tenth Muse,
what matters little 
mostly survived in fragmentry form, 

is now lost;

On the back of Atlas my whole world sat
as if seated upon the golden thoughts
of a fast loose dominant god all seeing
the Sky, eyes of cobalt blue
marbled with stone cold clouds

took me over, 
spoke It’s lot,

“as above, 
it must be below” -

the Sky, eyes of cobalt blue 
marbled with stone cold clouds,
spoke to what is seated inside
for all it was worth,

“the Heart - 
the Ark of the Covenant
well-hidden,

keeps its secrets -

there lies Truth
where Truth lies sleeping”


Candide Diderot. ‘25




“As Dawn rose up in her golden robe from Ocean's tides,
bringing light to immortal gods and mortal men,
Thetis sped Hephaestus' gifts to the ships.” 
The Iliad/Homer (Book 19)

'Hear me, all you gods and all goddesses too,
as I proclaim what's brooding deep inside me.
Today the goddess of birth pangs and labor
will bring to light a human child, a man-child
born of the stock of men who spring from my blood,
one who will lord it over all who dwell around him.'
But teeming with treachery noble Hera set her trap,
'You will prove a liar . . .
when the time arrives to crown your words with action.
Come now, my Olympian, swear your inviolate oath
that he shall lord it over all who dwell around him—
that child who drops between a woman's knees today,
born of the stock of men who spring from Zeus's blood.' 
The Iliad/Homer (Book 19)
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Amazing One-Third Inning

Regardless of which field of endeavor you happen to be in, never say never, and never say, "It's over'' until it's over. I was in my garage during chores better known as this, that, and the other, but I don't remember what. 

Two outs, bottom of the 9th, and the home team was down one run.                                                                       Being announced by one of the greatest announcers in Major League                                                                                             Baseball, it was the first game of the 1988 World Series between two                                                                          California rivals, one representing Northern and the other Southern California.                                                                                                            

That 9th inning, especially the last at-bat, was being played as if it was                                                                a game to end all games and certainly among the greatest that I ever                                                witnessed, but I don't remember why I was listening to the game over         
the radio and not watching it on TV.

Anyway, the visiting team, most-favored to win the series, was ahead 4 to 3                                                                  with the best closer in ML Baseball. However, He was matched against one of                                                            the game's greatest clutch-hitters. Moreover, the home team had a great base stealer on first base which was critical to the game because the great clutcher, not in the lineup and not expecting to play, could barely walk, much less run, which meant that he had to hit a long ball for a single or hit a home run.                                                                                    

With the clutcher at-bat, the base runner stole second base which was a great boost, and it also meant that a long single would tie the game and take it into extra innings, or a home run would win the game for the home team which is what happened.  8 pitches were thrown at this at-bat: two strikes, three balls, three fowl balls; 2-run homer, and the home team won 5 to 4. I tell you, it was one amazing one-third inning.

040620PoSpCtest, Strand Pick 6, Brain Strand
Form: Narrative

Premium Member The Siren of Tennessee

On my farm, my daughter Zoe grew strong
She became a beauty, like a happy country song.
She didn't smoke or drink, had lots of fresh air
But an exorcist once took a look, told me to beware

Down a dusty road in the evening glow,  
She'd walk in her gown where the wildflowers grow.  
Deceptive beauty could melt iron men
Zoe earned the nickname of "The Siren."
 
Legends speak of shipwrecks in the past 
Homer has the captain tie himself to the mast
So he can safely see the beauty of the sirens by the sea
But nobody could survive my girl from Tennessee.

She's a distraction on the high road side,  
My advice to you, give her a berth wide
Cars jump the curb as they pass her by,  
Luxury cars wrecked; I've seen grown men cry.
She says it's not her problem, it's their self-control
She's not going to hide just to save each lonely soul.

She left Tennessee for Scotland, to find her family tree
I begged her, "wear a Burka," but she would not heed my plea
In Glasgow there were warnings on the radio wave,  
"There's a girl ahead with the soul of a knave."  
But eyes would betray, and hands let go,  
Into the heather, the cars would go.

So if you drive that highland trail,  
Keep your eyes ahead, pretend you're tied to the sail.  
There's plenty to look at - the lochs, the sheep
The scenery in the highlands makes your heart leap
Just don't look at my Zoe, and don't get sore
It's not her fault if you don't reach your door.

The SNP in Scotland has filed a complaint by diplomat
But I tell them - when it rains, get a hat.
She just looks pretty, the open minded must agree
Not to blame the USA for the disaster from Tennessee.
Form: Lyric


Premium Member Slang Footles for Male Names: Part 3

Always Prepared

Ready 
Freddy

The Untamed

Feral
Ferril

What’s in Frankie’s Pockets?

Frankie’s
hankies

Patriotic Guy

Yankee
Frankie

Of the highest Quality

Fraser’s
razors

Small Eater

Grazer
Frazer

The Warlock

Pagan
Fagin

The Brilliant One

Star Glow
Fargo

Something’s About to Happen to Him

Herald
Gerald

Poet

The bard
Gerard

The Mimic

Parrot
Garret

Who Needs Pudding and Pie

Georgie 
Porgie

Good Grief!

Lordy,
Gordy!

Best Things in his Garden

Gerrett’s
carrots

The Stoic

Steely
Greeley

What People Always Say to Him

Really,
Greeley?

The Generous One

Sharin’
Garen

Thrill Seeker

Gnarly
Harley

So Angry

Snarly
Harley

Embittered

Soured
Howard

Not Brave at All

Coward
Howard

What’s in Henny’s pocket

Henny’s
Pennies

The Pest

Vermin
Herman

What Herman Gives Each Sunday

Herman’s
sermons

Why Can’t He Just Stay Home?

Roamer
Homer

Better Than Ice Cream
 
Sherbet
Herbert

Get Him Band-aids

Howie’s
Owies

Nonsensical

Phooey
Huey

Always Amazed

Wowie
Howie

The Overly Sentimental One

Gooey
Huey
Form: Footle

Premium Member Greek Goddess

VIDEO/AUDIO on YouTube above. NOTE: On the video; double-click to enlarge, and/or, right-click for the drop-down menu and click on 'Loop' for auto-repeat, click settings and pick the highest level for quality viewing.

Greek Goddess
Poetic Form: Heptastich

I am
Aphrodite...
yielded from sea lather
and reached the shores of Cyprus on
a scallop's shell, symbol
of womanhood
and birth

I am
Aphrodite...
Homer sourced me as a
girl by Zeus and sea nymph, Dione,
and aphrodisiac
had influenced
my name

I am
Aphrodite...
a cause and effect for
incessant eyes aroused crusade
facing our guarded Mount
Olympus high
above

I am
Aphrodite...
unceasing prayers heard
by mere boldness and a taste test
from each sweeten apple
will direct me
to you

I am
Aphrodite...
petitions in the air
float endlessly, plucked graciously
by ivory doves to
be delivered
to me

I am
Aphrodite...
where I will recognize 
you daily upon your first glance
into some looking-glass
beholding my
essence

I am
Aphrodite...
Olympian goddess
of love, beauty, procreation
also, satisfaction,
your every need
answered.

2020 July 09
*1st Place*
A Contest About a Goddess or God - Not THE God
~~Caren Krutsinger: Judged 2020 July 25
Form: Verse

Premium Member Baseball

To see the game, you have to plan
It takes some time you see
This is for all the die-hard fans
You'll need a strategy

To stand in line for baseball
Can be a timely task
You first must get the tickets
To clear your way to pass

Excitement now before the game
Which section are you in?
The dugout group or foul ball side
Row 5, seats 9 and 10

Concession stands are all around
Decide which should be first
Tee shirts and hats or hot dogs
You'll have to quench your thirst

Now don't forget the plans you made
Cause folks are filled with glee
You'll drink your beer, your coke and sprite
But then you'll have to pee

Another line to wait in
The porta potties blue
Don't get distracted from your plan
They'll jump in front of you

Oh Wow! Another "homer"
My team is going to win
Can't wait for seventh inning stretch
I have to pee again

Great game it was they played today
Our team is now the star
We're tired but we have to go
It's time to find the car
Form: Rhyme

Page 1 the Lotus Eaters

The Lotus Eaters page 1 of 2
        (This is an original fiction by Earl based on the fiction by Homer.  Part 2 of this is in a 2nd. posting) 

Northern unkind gales forced, with no care to man or nature
The cunning, the brave, the great King Odysseus and his crew to draw off course
From Ithica, their home and one true destination 
A strange land happened upon them by fate and chance 
Appeared from nowhere, but did enchant them one and all
We’ve come to learn this is the Isle Lotophagi.
Glorious scented lotus fields rolled up, waving against moving vast hills
Winds gave them life over flowing there 
With majestic summer’s heated wilds 
Holding the world intact
Boulders lined up as giants against the ancient unencumbered breathing skies
Virgins in yellow and pink silk, filled in the silence of morn with vigilance
While gathering sweet cold water in fragile jugs along the foreign stream
Within the golden landscape scene the lotus eaters lived
In tender innocence, no cares in the world, or of their fate awaiting
Hectic red steadfast on earth this day as sun rose stronger than venues of time
But not too late
To mold the landscape in its style in brightness that takes the sight of man to shelter
The cunning Odysseus, and his men are hungry, tired, worn of war and lust for water from that shore
Before they sail to Ithica with furor to their missions end 
Determined one and all
They must rest, take in splendors of this world and learn their love and lore
The king and sailors did much more.  The lotus eaters, as they’re called
Form: Epic

Valley of Hope NOT Valley of Dope Letters from the Heart

My happiness is overflowing 
I do NOT really know where I am going 
The destruction was WAY too much 
Somehow, we became out of touch 
Two times in my life I am grateful for  
First, when YOU Said that you would be mine 
The second time when you said the word Yes  
I was out of line when you left 
I was surrounded by darkness and alone 
Truly, in the Lozer Zone 
Yet, it is still the band 
I can NOT play without you or have fun or be proud or even feel like a real anyone 
They say I am codependent 
Yet stuck on an island 
I am now more than ever a broken man 
It is NOT your fault though 
I do NOT ever need any more time with any bros 
When my heart feels you near it always glows 
When you picked up the phone and gave me a future 
I forever changed my ways and was NO longer a user 
If you can forgive me now like you did then for following some stupid trend 
I will begin to do even more and more things very differently 
If who you want me to be is with you again 
You will always have me in the end my closest friend   
I life of commitment is what I wanted 
We started out possibly in what some of these mojos would call sin 
Yet, I would do it again 
Loving you could NOT be even remotely compared to strumming this toted 6-string in the...
You called it Lozer Zone
Maybe, I made a ***** or two 
Ended up acting like Homer Simpson and coming unglued 
I can still hear in your voice two different people 
We do NOT need a steeple to gather under to steep some good tea 
For me to be me 
For you to be you 
For me to be true 
Or for us to both be able to do what we want to... 
I think that Sean along picked us and that was what he wanted too  
Just saying, NOT spraying babe 
Let me know what you want to do... 
I will be there for you when you want me to 

As far as the Valley of Hope NOT dope goes 
Even the word Glen can be translated to valley dweller  
Out of my own sick type of homemade wine cellar, I will tell yak... 
I always hope for the better days and dwell on hope in many ways 
Those lazy, fancy, prancy, antsy, or even the days we go dancing 
I might as well name off some reindeer with that last rhyme 
But this time, in as much time as it takes 
I want you to feel the comfort I know you need so that you too can take some breaks
Form: Rhyme

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