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Funny Lonely Poems

These Funny Lonely poems are examples of Lonely poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lonely Funny poems written by international poets.


The Song of the Lonely Praying Mantis


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Way out there in the meadow
where the wildflowers sing
Sat a lonely praying mantis,
such a funny looking thing

From within the petal'd choir
came a perfect summer song
So,...

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Categories: lonely, song,



Blood Type: O-verwhelmingly Lonely
By moonlit nights, I prowl with grace,
No mirror shows my pale, sharp face.
Stake through heart? Please, not today—
I dodge those stakes and run away.

Garlic bread?...

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Categories: lonely, 12th grade, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member Missing You
It's a funny
 strange thing
When you're not around

Like the lack
 of a smile 
On a circus clown

Or a ferris wheel,
 With all empty seats
 a...

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Categories: lonely, longing, loss, lost

Sparky: The Phantom Dog
I've never, ever seen my dog, 
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him, 
But the truth he does resist. 

He...

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© david Low  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lonely, animal, funny, humor, surreal,

Premium Member Why Am I Missing You in Wyomissing?
Why am I missing you in Wyomissing

In Wyomissing where WiFi waves warp Whitman's words
I'm wiki-wishing scrolling through digitized déjà vu
Mississippi .mp3s Mississauga .gifs Missy Elliott...

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Categories: heartbroken, lonely, loss, love,



Lonely Loner
Funny I'm a loner yet hate being alone, maybe I'm terrified of developing a bond just for in a brief second it to be gone...

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Categories: lonely, how i feel, identity,

Graveyard Cook
The short order cook is getting delirious at five in the morning
Beads of sweat showing under his funny hat
As he stares blankly at the eight...

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© Joe Flambo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lonely, drink, longing, work,

Superman
I sit in a full room, no one knows I am there, 
stuck in a corner, the place I have chosen, 
away from all focus...

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Categories: lonely, mental health, mental

Premium Member A Bottle Half Full
A lonely lady who was despairing
Was in need of some urgent repairing
So since she was alone
Plus no man on the phone
A bottle of wine made...

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Categories: drink, funny, lonely,

My Father's Ghost
The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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Categories: lonely, dad, deep, grief, i

Premium Member Tatters
Eyes, silent and soft, a whisper
Falling across so many hearts,
Breathing in affections, singing
Caresses, messages…
Yet filled with melancholy
Doubt and despair, darkness
In clouds of regret, without the
Sparkle...

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Categories: death, feelings, lonely, lost

Weird Looks
I'm afraid of your weird looks again
I'm just trying to joke with you guys
[REDACTED] made the same joke yesterday
Why isn't it funny anymore?

I don't understand
What...

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Categories: loneliness, lonely, lost,

Premium Member I Wandered Lonely As a Word

" I wandered lonely as a cloud "
 ~William Wordsworth ~ 

I wandered lonely as a word 
In quest of beauty not yet told;
Once found,...

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Categories: lonely, poetry, words,

Son of Nobody
*SON OF NOBODY*


I was born in the Trenches 
In the walls and roof with no fences
Drank from the seasonal rivers
Trust me we knew no povereties
...

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Categories: lonely, beautiful, childhood, emotions, encouraging,

Premium Member Refugee
Refugee

I caught myself, my bad side. in the mirror

Of someone else’s face. I stopped mocking

No longer thinking it funny and placed my

Feet in the shoes...

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© Dave Cox  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lonely, 11th grade, 12th grade,


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