Funny London Poems
These Funny London poems are examples of London poems about Funny. These are the best examples of London Funny poems written by international poets.
Lady from London - Nursery Rhyme
There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November...
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london, funny, humor, humorous,
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upperMary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...
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london, england, funny, history, humorous,
FartsFeelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and...
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london, america, england, fun, funny,
The Triple Cast Of English FootballPeppie was feeling cool
Watching the sky blue
Realizing he was on top
Above good ole rival Klopp
When Chelsea arrived...
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england, football, games, london,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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london, 12th grade, character, hope,
A Sporting Poetic ExhibitionToday West Ham Went Berserk
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt
No Need for A Cover
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother
So Far,...
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london, appreciation, dream, football, funny,
SherlockSherlock
Watson was a good man.
He stood by his friend, regardless of what happened.
Sherlock was a good man also.
Consumed by his intellect, lost...
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anxiety, hero, london, love,
Big DreamsBig Dreams
My friend told me I should print a business card.
He said that I should pass it out.
He told me that I should...
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london, allah, aubade, drink, drug,
Sky HarborSky Harbor
This is a place,
A really neat place!
Planes come and go.
People... are on the move.
Every shuttle, every ride,
Come on inside…,
There...
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london, cat, crazy, flying, heaven,
Speed Limit FiftyI had a funny feeling today
that forced me to go to the park and pray
I was neither happy or sad but I felt a bit...
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london, angel, blessing, blue, encouraging,
flying dutchman
once a pilot from london
at takeoff chewed an onion
but when he would speak
the flight crews would freak
now he just drinks a bourbon.
...
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london, anxiety, england, flying, funny,
A Big Smilea saraband
Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.
Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi...
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london, 11th grade, addiction, anxiety,
Wimpole Street, Part 3 of 7(In a 19th-century legal judgment studied by all who
learn the English common law, Sturges v. Bridgeman,
the court found in favour of a "nice" doctor...
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london,
Luton to the CotswaldsLondon , holds all its stories of old
Tea time all day , tea with a cozy
Tea time held proper at 4pm.
Everyone stops , everyone awaits...
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london, adventure, beauty, character, culture,
VERY ANTI LONDON 2012 the time for non violent civil disobedienceThe eyes of the world shall soon fall on britain
Pants of politicians and military men must be shitting
That's what happens when you spend 300+ years
Stealing...
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london, angst, depression,