Funny London Poems
These Funny London poems are examples of London poems about Funny. These are the best examples of London Funny poems written by international poets.
London CallingAn old friend visited today, no longer young Men
Our hair changed, not with dyes or clippers anymore
Two silver foxes, a little rounder than before
We both...
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london, brother, friendship,
Milk Bread's Nothing New!London's expensive new bread
Hokkaido Milk Loaf they said
but for ready sliced
a tenth of the price
I'll have Blackpool Milk Roll instead!...
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funny, london,
Confused I And Stressed In Londonis everyone from Barking Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...
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london, city, confusion,
Lady From London - Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November...
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london, funny, humor, humorous,
Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-UpperMary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...
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london, england, funny, history, humorous,
FartsFeelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and...
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london, america, england, fun, funny,
The Triple Cast of English FootballPeppie was feeling cool
Watching the sky blue
Realizing he was on top
Above good ole rival Klopp
When Chelsea arrived...
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england, football, games, london,
A Sporting Poetic ExhibitionToday West Ham Went Berserk
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt
No Need for A Cover
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother
So Far,...
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london, appreciation, dream, football, funny,
Speed Limit FiftyI had a funny feeling today
that forced me to go to the park and pray
I was neither happy or sad but I felt a bit...
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london, angel, blessing, blue, encouraging,
flying dutchman
once a pilot from london
always carried an onion
but when he would speak
his flight crews would freak
so now he brings a bourbon.
...
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london, anxiety, england, flying, funny,
A Big Smilea saraband
Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.
Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi...
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london, 11th grade, addiction, anxiety,
Wimpole Street, Part 3 of 7(In a 19th-century legal judgment studied by all who
learn the English common law, Sturges v. Bridgeman,
the court found in favour of a "nice" doctor...
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london,
Luton To the CotswaldsLondon , holds all its stories of old
Tea time all day , tea with a cozy
Tea time held proper at 4pm.
Everyone stops , everyone awaits...
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london, adventure, beauty, character, culture,
Very Anti London 2012 the Time For Non Violent Civil DisobedienceThe eyes of the world shall soon fall on britain
Pants of politicians and military men must be shitting
That's what happens when you spend 300+ years
Stealing...
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london, angst, depression,