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Funny London Poems

These Funny London poems are examples of London poems about Funny. These are the best examples of London Funny poems written by international poets.

Lady from London - Nursery Rhyme

There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.


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Categories: london, funny, humor, humorous,

Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning

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Categories: london, england, funny, history, humorous,

Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better. 

Funny and or gross topic but whatever. 

Tell me that I am lying and...

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© Rita Lopez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: london, america, england, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Triple Cast Of English Football
Peppie was feeling cool  

Watching the sky blue  

Realizing he was on top  

Above good ole rival Klopp  

When Chelsea arrived...

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Categories: england, football, games, london,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: london, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member A Sporting Poetic Exhibition
Today West Ham Went Berserk 
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt 
No Need for A Cover 
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother 

So Far,...

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Categories: london, appreciation, dream, football, funny,

Premium Member Sherlock

Watson was a good man. 
He stood by his friend, regardless of what happened. 
Sherlock was a good man also. 
Consumed by his intellect, lost...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, hero, london, love,

Premium Member Big Dreams
Big Dreams

My friend told me I should print a business card. 
He said that I should pass it out. 
He told me that I should...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: london, allah, aubade, drink, drug,

Premium Member Sky Harbor
Sky Harbor

This is a place, 
A really neat place!
Planes come and go. 
People... are on the move. 

Every shuttle, every ride, 
Come on inside…, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: london, cat, crazy, flying, heaven,

Speed Limit Fifty
I had a funny feeling today
that forced me to go to the park and pray
I was neither happy or sad but I felt a bit...

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Categories: london, angel, blessing, blue, encouraging,

Premium Member flying dutchman
once a pilot from london

at takeoff chewed an onion

but when he would speak

the flight crews would freak

now he just drinks a bourbon.

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Categories: london, anxiety, england, flying, funny,

A Big Smile
a saraband

Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.

Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.

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Categories: london, 11th grade, addiction, anxiety,

Wimpole Street, Part 3 of 7
(In a 19th-century legal judgment studied by all who 
learn the English common law, Sturges v. Bridgeman,
the court found in favour of a "nice" doctor...

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Categories: london,

Luton to the Cotswalds
London , holds all its stories of old
Tea time all day , tea with a cozy
Tea time held proper at 4pm.
Everyone stops , everyone awaits...

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Categories: london, adventure, beauty, character, culture,

VERY ANTI LONDON 2012 the time for non violent civil disobedience
The eyes of the world shall soon fall on britain
Pants of politicians and military men must be shitting
That's what happens when you spend 300+ years

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Categories: london, angst, depression,