Funny Lines Poems

I’m not the best good-looking guy.
I burp a lot.
I’m very shy.
I’m sure I’m going bald real fast.
That odor is the gas I passed.
I snore at...

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I Wanna End Me

It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...

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I cannot write a funny line,
On others' rhymes I choose to dine.


For: YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins
November 16, 2021...

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A Boy Called Daniel Eats Four
Weetabix each day.
Apparently, they expand all abilities.
But I don't believe him anyway...

Great His Intelligence, Just Knows Lots
That's all. So I...

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1) haiku* untitled:

october winds
of scattered maple leaves
~ handwritten poems


2) a three-line poem titled:

OF AUTUMN LEAVES AND ALL

a three-line poem is open to free verse, alliteration...

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CURVE LINES  BY Dr Ranjit Dutta


Have you ever looked   your  curve lines on your palm ?  

And questioned the existence...

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Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its...

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Hey baby there's a roast in the oven
And all the dishes are done
I washed your socks and underwear
Now let's have some fun







*not for contest...

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1.      THIS LIFE
    Funny how our love isn't for this time;
    Maybe we are...

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As I sit down
Not knowing what to write,
Thoughts flitter through my head-
Nothing with much height.

Should I write a poem about a lonely girl?
Or someone newly...

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Glimpse grandeur great
Prize puzzle paid


Heed happy heart
Sense subtle start


Apt asking aim
Be beyond blame


Calm cheer charms change
Sense sublime strange


Live lovely lines
Frame fuzzy fine


Bright buzzy beams
Still sacred...

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If love is just a game we need a referee
If SEX is just a game I want instant replay
She stole my heart and as a...

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Call me...we'll have to get together for lunch...
( Do you think my eye rolling gave her a clue or a hunch?)

You look so good in...

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Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
as...

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Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she decided to use a power...

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