Wine Limerick Poems

The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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BAD SANTA

Christmas Eve Santa went to a party
And got drunk on wine, beer and aged
 whisky
He slept all through Christmas day
To Mrs clause's dismay
Poor kids...

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Mad cow disease is my expertise,
and I dine on fine wine, quince and cheese.
In my august wisdom, 
what I sure think is dumb, 
is to...

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 Her lover left her on Halloween
 and then ran off with the zombie queen
 She sat there sipping wine
 Looking like Frankenstein
 She saw...

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I am a sailor of my mind...
Up for sale, you will find.
Nights of voyage in my head.
Boarding ships of pink and red,
I bottle down in...

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     Danny Diver is no belly-flopper
     Only this time his dive came a-cropper 

   ...

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Percival pig was a bit of a swine
He told Hetty hog, “You’re gonna be mine.”
And she said, “Way Hay,
You’ve just made my day.
It seems you’re...

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    Passover  Passover  Pass out
    What’s all the commotion about
       Those...

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The day began as normal - breakfast time.
I staggered to the café ready to dine.
And yet, what did I see?
Two giraffes drinking tea!
I knew it!...

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A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
	"Would you fancy a duck?"
	was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....

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            James Dean Bob Marley,  
       a...

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That week was the farmer’s convention
Their ladies at home sought attention
Twas Valentine’s night
Thought I’d do alright
I had quite a naughty intention

The farmer’s young wife caught...

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