Wine Limerick Poems | Examples
These Wine Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wine. These are the best examples of Limerick Wine poems written by international poets.
Gathering fantasies over here
Dog day stories having much cheer
Berries get loving stomp
Barbera wine we want
Arming our heart feeling cupid's spear
My dad was a meat and potatoes man
Stuff like quiche, wine and cheese he couldn’t stand
Mom once served him Chinese
Dad said, “Mom, if you please
Dump that lo mein in a foreign trash can”
The owl, sipping port in his study,
Perusing philosophy muddy,
Proclaimed “Kant is cant,
And read more I shan’t,
I well know a fowl fuddy-duddy!”
At my party, dog Snicks tried some wine
Licked one two rhum bits then felt unfine,
Round body then wobbled
Lost senses, she fumbled
Whirled on the rug, oinking like a swine!
I brought her some flowers and red wine
And I hoped that one day she'd be mine
Crept round the back quietly
And I was aghast to see
Her naked with the neighbour, the swine...
"I was just being neighbourly," said he
My ex could not even look at me
I saw her phone and real quick
Took a compromising pic
Then sent it to her friends and family...
Written on 1st February 2026
There was a cat who used up her lives of nine
Feasting upon caviar and mulled wine
She went out like a light
On Christmas Eve night
And her owner passed away the same time.
Old wine soon gone; quick, lest we’ll be too late,
Think wise, or the standard draft if we wait.
Something spicy should be tried,
There lies the cold world outside,
Not to be stuck with the same current fate.
As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy,
So happy became that he stunk.
Aristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink,
The source of its moral decline.
I shan’t think a landing is sound
That leaves both a ditch and a mound.
A plane should align,
Like steak with good wine,
To kiss, not to crush, with the ground.
The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
BAD SANTA
Christmas Eve Santa went to a party
And got drunk on wine, beer and aged
whisky
He slept all through Christmas day
To Mrs clause's dismay
Poor kids were left crying round a bare tree...
FROSTY'S DEMISE
Frosty was in a bit of a muddle
Started melting and knew there was trouble
Santa said "It's a great shame
And climate change is to blame"
The next day poor Frosty was a puddle...
RIP SCROOGE
Scrooge caught an elf who was taken aback
Bound his hands and then put him in a sack
Watching was Jacob Marley
And he abhorred cruelty
So he gave Scrooge a fatal heart attack...
Mad cow disease is my expertise,
and I dine on fine wine, quince and cheese.
In my august wisdom,
what I sure think is dumb,
is to spit without checking the breeze.
Her lover left her on Halloween
and then ran off with the zombie queen
She sat there sipping wine
Looking like Frankenstein
She saw a ghoul and he looked so keen
They went to the ball in a limousine
She and the ghoul, it was a monstrous scene
and so they danced all night
With some boos and a fright
She puckered her lips, it was glowing green!
Danny Diver is no belly-flopper
Only this time his dive came a-cropper
Danny started out fine
But he’d drunk too much wine
He's motionless in the rescue-copter