Wine Limerick Poems
These Wine Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wine. These are the best examples of Limerick Wine poems written by international poets.
French Onion Soup
A lady from Avignon
made a potent soup à l’oignon.
The ingredients were few
wine and onions, just two –
ajoutez plus de vin si vous n’aimez pas les...
Off with his head
bible, death, gospel,
Herodias with a grudge requested
to Herod that John be arrested
“To bed your brother's wife
Never Give Up
dad, freedom, water,
My dad said never give up to me,
as I sat upon his feathered knee.
Little ducks need to swim,
the water is like a gym.
POLLY GONE - COLLAB
Fred’s feeding his neighbour’s pet parrot,
He replaced its water with claret,
Poll dropped off her perch
Now Fred’s in the lurch
and claiming it choked on raw carrot
Miracle Number Won
MADD mothers were doing just fine
Until Jesus made water wine
After a wedding
Wine smooths the bedding
Whilst organs arouse the divine...
The Man Who Waddled Like a Duck
addiction, animal, bird, drink,
There once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck
When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”
That made him look very...
The Miracle McGee
McGee walked to the pub one night
And right inside the door
He saw a ten pound note
Just lying on the floor
The next day while at church
The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits
*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
allegory, allusion, creation, extended
Water into wine
bible, gospel, jesus, religious,
At a wedding when the wine had run out,
said Mary, “You can't let guests go without.”
“Do just as he requests.”
car, humorous, winter,
The Poetry Contest
courage, mother, poets, son,
The Poetry Contest
I'll tell you a tale, I'm sure you'll agree
It'll interest those who write poetry
A poets contest
To find one who's best
christmas, giving, humorous,
Been Christmas shopping my dear, ...
No Frills for Santa
As Santa was wearing a mask,
he spilled all the wine from his flask -
he muttered and swore,
'This Covid's a bore...
I've ruined the lace on my...
drink, fun, funny, giggle,
There once was a friar respectable
All thought of him purely impeccable
He took grape from the vine
then fermented strong wine
And now he is more than...