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Wine Limerick Poems

These Wine Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wine. These are the best examples of Limerick Wine poems written by international poets.


Premium Member French Onion Soup

A lady from Avignon
made a potent soup à l’oignon.
	The ingredients were few
	wine and onions, just two –
ajoutez plus de vin si vous n’aimez pas les...

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Categories: humor,



Off with his head
Herodias with a grudge requested
to Herod that John be arrested
     “To bed your brother's wife
     to enhance...

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Categories: bible, death, gospel,

Premium Member Never Give Up
My dad said never give up to me,
as I sat upon his feathered knee.
Little ducks need to swim, 
the water is like a gym.
I will...

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Categories: dad, freedom, water,

Premium Member POLLY GONE - COLLAB

Fred’s feeding his neighbour’s pet parrot,
He replaced its water with claret,
Poll dropped off her perch
Now Fred’s in the lurch
and claiming it choked on raw carrot

Big...

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Categories: bird, crazy,

Miracle Number Won
MADD mothers were doing just fine
Until Jesus made water wine
After a wedding
Wine smooths the bedding
Whilst organs arouse the divine...

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Categories: wine,



Premium Member The Man Who Waddled Like a Duck
There once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck

When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”

That made him look very...

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Categories: addiction, animal, bird, drink,

Premium Member The Miracle McGee
McGee walked to the pub one night
And right inside the door
He saw a ten pound note
Just lying on the floor

The next day while at church
He...

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Categories: humorous,

Naughty Ham
The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits...

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Categories: humor,

NOT ALWAYS TRUE



           

      May England be
     a...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, creation, extended

Water into wine
At a wedding when the wine had run out,
said Mary, “You can't let guests go without.”
     “Do just as he requests.”
...

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Categories: bible, gospel, jesus, religious,

Premium Member My Car

My car hit the ice                    ...

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Categories: car, humorous, winter,

Premium Member The Poetry Contest
The Poetry Contest
I'll tell you a tale, I'm sure you'll agree 
It'll interest those who write poetry
A poets contest 
To find one who's best 
To...

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Categories: courage, mother, poets, son,

Premium Member Christmas Shopping

Been Christmas shopping my dear,                    ...

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Categories: christmas, giving, humorous,

Premium Member No Frills for Santa
As Santa was wearing a mask,
he spilled all the wine from his flask -
he muttered and swore,
'This Covid's a bore...
I've ruined the lace on my...

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Categories: christmas,

Friar's Foible
There once was a friar respectable 
All thought of him purely impeccable
	He took grape from the vine
	then fermented strong wine
And now he is more than...

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Categories: drink, fun, funny, giggle,