Sleep Limerick Poems

George walked by us neighbors one night.
Our husbands were shocked at the sight, 
    for this uncouth dude
    was...

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there was an Irishman named Heep
in bed often times had to count sheep
till one night it was said
with young Molly in bed
they barely got started...

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There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
...

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Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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The reminder, the shattering of my drinking
 glass
This put paid to my sleep as a
 gloss
It was only the relationship that was
 broken
Though my heart...

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          there was a cat named ginger in s o c k s, 
  ...

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No matter how long I might sleep,
Or what are the hours I keep,
I wake up at dawn
And I stifle a yawn,
Never leaving my bed with...

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I once loved a beauiful Tartar,
who proved to be a nighttime farter.
We prayed for a medical cure,
but all the pills did was ensure
that she started...

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I wish my muse would cease 
For It wakes me when I sleep 
A poem would be fine 
But it's only one line 
A poem...

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A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
     All gifts he stacks in the cart,
  ...

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I’m a broken down ugly old sink,
but I’ll still give you water to drink,
yet I leak all the time,
and it should be a crime.
I’m so...

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Dodgers in five. Yankee fans weep. 
Four times Freddie Freeman went deep. 
We hope to see you here
again, this time next year.
Duke and Mickey go...

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Everyone’s ranting about this A.I.
They’re hopping mad but I can’t figure why
It’s just for the best
That things have progressed
I know it’s true… I’m a real...

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autumn yes its here again

summertime has met its end

birds no longer peep

insects in deep sleep

all wait for suns return friend.
...

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There is a man who had a big belly
That wobbled just like a bowl of jelly
It rocked the baby to sleep
Allowiing the wife some peace
Peace...

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