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Niece Limerick Poems

These Niece Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Niece. These are the best examples of Limerick Niece poems written by international poets.

It's Magic

My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule...

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Categories: humor,

Eyeglass and Sunglass

I went to a huge gift shop for handcrafts
I brought my naughty five year old niece, Raft
Leaving my home by car in a rush
Made me...

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Categories: humor,

A Lively Maltese

On Lake Huron roamed a lively maltese
who chased seagulls with her little niece
But then two birds soared by 
swooped them up to the sky
Now they’re...

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Categories: dog, humor,

Like Aunt Like Niece

an oddball aunt and her quirky niece
were known for their joyous caprice
without saying why
they’d soar into the sky 
traveling happily south with the geese


12/30/21...

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Categories: happy, humorous,

Elastic Aunt

there lives an aunt
elastic eyes she has
ears stretch as rubber
mouth as sharp as thorn
hands muddy as clay

every affair niece enters
her elastic eyes picks
the rubber ears...

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Categories: betrayal, relationship, satire,

Coquette

An handyman named Warren Peace
Was led astray by Auntie's niece
As a matter of fact
They were caught in the act
And her dad is Chief of Police...

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Categories: lust,

Those Memphis Ribs

Went to Tennessee with my niece, 
                  ...

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Categories: silly,

Just Ice

Justice Barr-Nunn and his nice niece
Went on a vacation to Greece
Under the covers
Justice discovers
The Original Golden Fleece...

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Categories: culture,

A Can of Tuna

Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed dough for the airfare
To partake of...

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Categories: satire,

Why Take a Stand

Why take a stand?

Everyday she's tortured in silence
Isn't it funny how we ignore the violence?
A comment, a touch, an inappropriate stare
What difference does it make?...

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Categories: abuse, bullying, voice,

A Can of Tuna

Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed scratch for the airfare
To partake of...

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Categories: fish,

My Nephew, My Angel

Gazing into your angelic eyes
All around, echo your cries
With tiny feet, tiny palms
I cradle you, in my arms
From sunset until sunrise. 

Your pretty smile, I...

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Categories: baby, birth, joy, mother

A Limerick For Lara

[Dedicated to my niece, Lara.]

There was a young lady called Lara
She dreamt of adventure at Tara
Then one day right at dawn
With the wind she was...

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Categories: adventure, film,

Birds and Bees

At church, young niece asked me in a blink

What mating meant with a curious wink

    “It's a  bird-and-bee's dream

  ...

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Categories: funny, life,