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Birds and Bees

At church, young niece asked me in a blink

What mating meant with a curious wink

    “It's a  bird-and-bee's dream

      For girls who reach  sixteen”

Pined she,” that’s not what my classmates think”




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Andrea Dietrich's ONE REALLY FUNNY, 
CORRECTLY METERED LIMERICK

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Kash Poet Date: 6/10/2012 7:32:00 AM Very nice Nette !Congrats on your win!! Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 6/9/2012 12:01:00 PM Congrats, nette. Excellent. Cute. Nice going. hugs, Ralph Login to Reply

Joann Grisetti Date: 6/9/2012 11:53:00 AM Cute limerick. Congratulations. Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 6/9/2012 7:14:00 AM Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Nette. Love, Carol Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 6/9/2012 7:07:00 AM Nette, congrats on your win...David Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 6/9/2012 5:33:00 AM Congratulations on a fine limerick xx Login to Reply

Terry O'Leary Date: 6/9/2012 4:59:00 AM Congratulations on your HM! Funny... Terry Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/9/2012 12:49:00 AM YOur limerick is very witty and clever, Nette. If it had the perfect meter I was looking for, it would have scored super high!! Congrats on your win in my contest. Login to Reply

Judy Ball Date: 2/22/2012 4:14:00 AM This one is too cute. Often when they ask it's because they have already heard things at school. Good one Nette. God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Don Johnson Date: 2/22/2012 2:03:00 AM fiddle de weren't fiddle dum, she knew the facts, of life sweet one, cute write here, yes mum:) Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 2/21/2012 9:51:00 PM oh cool and clevrly crafted with innuendo plus luv sweet Nedtte... good luck in contrst.. they start much younger these days luv.. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/21/2012 7:20:00 PM hahaha, VERY clever ending on this cool limerick. Login to Reply

Russell Sivey Date: 2/21/2012 4:58:00 PM Soup Mail Login to Reply

Russell Sivey Date: 2/21/2012 4:14:00 PM ha ha, that is quite funny Nette, "that's not what my classmates think" is a great and humorous line! It's true, when they are young, they have an innocence with their questions, but then you find out...they know more than what you expected! It always seems to happen! This is a wonderful write based on these interesting questions! Great Work!! Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/21/2012 1:10:00 PM good one..nette...good luck in the contest...sure royal will enjoy..it...pd Login to Reply

Elizabeth Wesley Date: 2/21/2012 12:20:00 PM She probably just wanted to see how much you didn't know if this is true. They know more than my comfort zone allows! I like! Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/21/2012 11:28:00 AM Nicely done Nette, luck in contest!!! - oxox love Anne-Lise Login to Reply

Sharon Ruebel Date: 2/21/2012 11:09:00 AM Hello Nette Onclaud, This is so precious and it made me smile today. Thank you for sharing this gem. As Always, Shar Login to Reply

Kash Poet Date: 2/21/2012 11:06:00 AM Hahaha...very nice Nette.This is a winner. Login to Reply