Mystery Limerick Poems

Jesus in toga or tunic
Wrote notes that use symbols runic
But Trump Musk and Vance
Don loose yoga pants
To hide now each is a eunuch...

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A sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
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My husband and I watch a show
Which was aired quite a long time ago – 
In 1955;
(Were you even alive?)
Think of all that those folks...

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It's hard to imagine what goes through our minds
Of someone willing to end their life for a cause undefined
It's a mystery to me
I'm unable to...

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      I wrote a poem so darn serious 
      It seemed my readers went delirious...

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     Sightings reported all across the globe
     Perhaps a weird, undulating space probe

    ...

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Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize...

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Rumpel Still's kin are a strange lot
With names not easily forgot
But he was kept asleep
By his cousin, the creep
Moonshine Still was the guilty sot

Rumpel had...

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Some people wind up with twisted knickers
When they get insulted by nitpickers
Words are sticks and stones
Causing moans and groans
When they hear heckling whispers and snickers

Women...

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On faraway mountain, there is a farm 
Where a young man lives alone, full of charm 
His mystery charms a flock 
Like he's a good...

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You’re an odd lyric 

An improvised schtick 

Lost in departure 

Own drum marcher 

Vanishing quick 
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A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee,
Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be.
The princess, at dawn's light,
In the garden so bright,
Found ice hidden...

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The Laughing Girl with Witty Flair,
Her jokes would bring joy everywhere.
Her neighbors would hide,
When she ran outside,
No clothes on, she just didn't care!

There once was...

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'Frogs croak lured by my tune', the fiddler thought.
He, hence, every day, new melodies, brought.
Yet, it remained a riddle, when they croaked,
When the tunes of...

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Some say tell it like it is but not how it was
This rule should always be followed because:

Much of our past must be shrouded in...

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