Mystery Limerick Poems

You’re an odd lyric 

An improvised schtick 

Lost in departure 

Own drum marcher 

Vanishing quick 
...

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He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
     It wasn’t just fun  
   ...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
Doing a trick can sometimes be tragic. 
The bird sang the wrong song,
The rabbit was long gone.
When...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee,
Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be.
The princess, at dawn's light,
In the garden so bright,
Found ice hidden...

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The Laughing Girl with Witty Flair,
Her jokes would bring joy everywhere.
Her neighbors would hide,
When she ran outside,
No clothes on, she just didn't care!

There once was...

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'Frogs croak lured by my tune', the fiddler thought.
He, hence, every day, new melodies, brought.
Yet, it remained a riddle, when they croaked,
When the tunes of...

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Some say tell it like it is but not how it was
This rule should always be followed because:

Much of our past must be shrouded in...

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There once was a robin who flew
somewhat strangely down my chimney flue.
When I asked if she missed
due to morn's heavy mist,
she said, "That, plus I'm...

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Written on 9/26/2022
Updated on 9/27/2022
by Gail DeBole

The young boy was watching his mom
Straighten sheets on his bed with her palms.
He began scratching his head
Looked at...

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What lies on the dark side of the moon
Do beings exist in a magical commune
Since time began
Since the dawn of man
This mystery has puzzled us...

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The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery ....

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Collaborative poetry’s swell
Come join us and add to the tell
Just go to the forums
We’ve little decorum
Just no language beyond Satan’s dwell

(last verse, awaiting your addition!)
A...

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~ It's a 'Gimmerick,' i.e., 'Limerick-Style' ~ 

 Three suspects on the train
 A nanny, a granny, and 'the butler'
    The nanny's...

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