Hyperbole Limerick Poems

The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
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    I once knew a man named Aloysius
    Hyperbolic as hell, superstitious
       He...

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There's a young lady named paige.
Who kept her bird in a cage.
That bird was missing.
The cat sat grinning.
She said "Dad, I need your gauge."...

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I sat, uninspired, in my condo. 
When on TV, no routine John Doe 
Flew above a balloon 
And then over the moon, 
That amazing pole...

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When I visited Victor today,
overwhelming stench drove me away.
We stood outside and talked.
I complained, and he balked:
“Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?”

He let...

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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
   ...

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There was an old man from Missouri.
Biting his nails, he tended to worry. 
Taping his fingers to stop the bad habit,
he switched to candy wherever...

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Bobby always voted for Trump.
Liberal elitists said he was a chump.
But QAnon proved they are all cannibals.
Besides, they’re all a bunch of radicals.
Bob only cares...

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Jean-Luc Picard cant replace James T. Kirk

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Construction worker Fred, never snotty
Boastful, self-righteous, or slightly haughty
   They laid him to rest
   Midst tribute the best
Gold-plated, silver-edged Porta-Potty...

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The stud kicked sand in the face of the geek
Shook his golden curls: "You're so very weak."
   The geek worked out every day
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From the help spilled forth customary whines
Moaned that their duties were fraught with deadlines
   That it couldn't be worse
   If they...

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China has it under control
Trump continues his hyperbole
Trump dares not admit
He's a lolo twit
The source of our soaring death toll!...

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Donald Trump rejected Gal-Up poll
Reporting it "was pure hyperbole
"To be honest with you
There is naught I can do
My tax returns fell down that Black Hole!...

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I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my...

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