Fish Limerick Poems

Young Nemo, quite small and quite bold,
From his reef home, his story was told.
He swam far away,
Causing great disarray,
Then a dentist's fish tank, he did...

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There once was a hero, Curry,
Whose trident caused sea-folks to scurry.
With fish as his friends,
He made ocean amends,
"To protect the deep!" he'd say, "Hurry!"

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Yard skeleton hazard’s a stay.
He smells like a fish aft’ three days.
     We wish he’d keel over,
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In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do...

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There once was a pirate who was bored
so she went for a walk and explored.
A patch on both eyes 
and no warning cries
she walked herself...

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thinking ocean life silly

dolphin edna mae tilly

ashore amidst cheers

a squeak for new years

boards a small bus for philly.
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    Christmas Celibration :  Dear  Santa
    Tp play Carol in sweet Sonata.
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Santa is ready for the big night,
Rudolph's red nose is really bright.
Santa's bag is toy filled,
that elf is unskilled.
The ground is covered in snow of...

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Holiday Humor- Limerick Set Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin


It's Christmas in Hawaii tomorrow
And the blue skies be bright with a rainbow
Santa gets in a grass skirt
And a...

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Young Mary wanted to learn how to cook,
she didn’t like the recipes of the book.
        So, chose her...

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a small dolphin we all knew

made a great jellyfish stew

a seahorse swam near

with cold case of beer

to make a fish barbecue.
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When you find yourself stuck in a corner
You will turn and see rules spread all over
Soon be lost in the shuffle
Up the creek with no...

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To escape from the blistering sun
Jen went skinny dipping for some fun
The fish in the lake 
Thought she was their bait 
Now she's covered in...

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A fish stood up in AA.
Oh boy, what he had to say!
" Hi. I'm Mister Yearns,
Stay away from worms,
I got hooked after one day!"...

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What have you done, for you look like a perch?
On Botox you should've done some research
I won't sugarcoat it
You look very bloated
Your face is engorged,...

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