Best Friend Limerick Poems

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two...

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St. Patrick's Day


My cousin went joyfully to Ireland,
A first trip with her best friend, Tim Roland; 
Joining fares on Paddy’s Day,
He viewed all green the...

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    A California babe named Lizzy
    As hot as her best friend named Dizzy
     ...

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Hell Cat Queen

Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting   Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...

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once a dog named joe willie

complained his mouth felt silly

for every night

he chomped and he bite

cans of alumn spiced chili.
...

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Jane in hot summer sunbathed in the nude,
she was on this day with her old friend jude,
Sun soon burnt both their bottoms red,
screaming for cover...

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Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...

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My Best Friend Canine Valentine

We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...

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a peppermint gardens plea

steep in water set me free

hear my mint story

sip and feel glory

thank you so for choosing me.
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After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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A vagabond whippet in Scranton PA
Will be your best friend before running away
Neither callous nor rude
He just craves solitude
When open roads call he must always...

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I have a best friend named Madam Lulu
She's my good old faithful Cockapoo
Like sister and brother
We're there for each other
She makes the drabbest days sparkle...

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Dream Dates are never dreamy, because of their perfection,

Not dreamy from strict parenting, or Natural Selection;

Quite simply Dream Dates are so, because they put us...

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All days of long vacation's night 
I wish the moon alone in fright
Makes the beautiful sky 
When the dim stars don't  fly
How night keeps...

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