Animal Limerick Poems

I have to go pee 
but my bladder is tiny 
won't you hurry, please !...

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I once met a young coatimundi,
Vacationing by the Bay of Fundy.
In hopes of staying trim,
He went for a brief swim,
But sixty-foot tides swept him to...

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There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
...

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My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I...

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Percival pig was a bit of a swine
He told Hetty hog, “You’re gonna be mine.”
And she said, “Way Hay,
You’ve just made my day.
It seems you’re...

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How happy the dogs are to find a tree.
Raising one leg, what fun it is to pee.
They look a disciplined crew.
All are lined up in...

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In my neighborhood, stands a fine tree
where my good boys and I go to pee

But who has to go worst
is the one who goes first,

so...

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Napping under a weeping willow

He used a pine cone for a pillow

It was quite a surprise

He saw two beady eyes

Turned out to be an armadillo...

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THE QUEUE

It looks like a male at that yew.
I’m surprised: don’t know about you.
For I’ve always thought
That, when taken short,
It’s only the women that queue
...

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Band of blood brothers bound for a mission 
To save the fair queen from great perdition 
Matters not if black or white 
They must fight...

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A farmer drove into town.
Some posters made him frown.
They said, "Go to the Poll".
He said,"In the pasture below?"
"Right now, they're standing a'chowin'".

(To understand this limerick,...

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I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...

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There once was a pig from New York 
Who wasn’t the cleverest of pork 
Worked at a butchers shop 
Until he got the chop
Now Will...

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Posh giraffes like to take a lengthy sip
Outstanding manners we will not let slip
We like afternoon tea
From a cup - hear our plea
Give us a...

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