Anger Limerick Poems

An anti-dictator demo
Prompts a mad autocrat's memo
What’s the final word?
Flipping me the bird...
And lying with El Supremo...

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Here is a man who sub-dues the com-mon,
He rears an ar-my to keep a grim weap-on,
He crafts bombs that scare,
All types meant to tear,
And kills...

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Corn couple lies in beach with bodies bare,
smooth skin soaks in midday sun’s scorching glare.
        His lewd stare...

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If ever there was a time
To be thrown into a pit of sublime 
I would be on my way
But i can't, not today
I would rather...

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Their fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent....

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Well, Brutus was that sort of chap
As whacked his old man in the Cap.
The senators there,
They’d stab or they’d stare,
With all other business a wrap.
...

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A dinosaur, two tons or three,
Heard tell from a mammal quite wee:
“Why, one day your tar
Shall burn in a car
That’s driven by creatures like me!”
...

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"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two...

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My wife's housekeeping skills are lackluster.
For getting things done, I just can't trust her.
And her ovens run way too hot,
and the sole broomstick that she's...

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An imp plied Guinness to a Banshee trick
The wraith in anger gave him chase right quick,
After her gold he did dig
The Leprechaun danced a jig
But...

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One bee out of many in  f l i g h t~~~~
Arrived in my garden in f  r  i
   ...

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Some men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a...

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A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying,
He was big, fat and very black,
He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack,
No doubt had followed...

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The comments we like for dessert 
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt...

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An almost dwarf from ukraine'
Who is real fond of warfare and gain
Got to the 'white house to barter'
Yet ended up starters
For calling; out' unsavoury names'

He...

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