A nun drove over a rabbit

A nun drove over a rabbit.
She said to herself, "Yikes! This is becoming a habit.
Like, last week it was four.
And this week, already one more.
But, hey! Makes for plenty of stew for the abbot.”

At Easter dinner, she said, "You know what, honey? Your verses ain't all that funny.” I said, "If you ask me, I tend to agree. So, what do want? The leg or the thigh of this bunny?"
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De Beaulieu Avatar
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hello Marjnus Jansen, She should of left the rabbits where they were. It is nice to meet you. enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hello Marjnus Jansen, Yes she must have had a good reason. it is nice to meet you. Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/
Jansen Avatar
March 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
She should have. But you know how nuns are. Nice to meet you, too, Darlene. Hope you're having a nice day. :-)
Seeker Avatar
March 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
(Smiles)
Jansen Avatar
March 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Great. Thanks Unseeking Seeker.
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