Funny Light Poems
These Funny Light poems are examples of Light poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Light Funny poems written by international poets.
Peek-A-Boo Who’s Looking At Youpeek-a-boo who’s looking at you
the book on a shelf is calling
the carrot makes eyes
the watermelon cries
and the dog juggles balls in the morning
peek-a-boo who’s shouting...
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light, crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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light, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Today’s Menu - Food Specialsjam in a sandwich
jam upon toast
jam in puff pastry
jam Sunday roast
jam in a donut
jam served with fries
jam on a cracker
jam curry and rice
jam mash potato
jam...
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light, food, fun, funny, humor,
Advanced Birdwatching For BeginnersCrow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...
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light, bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Bottle Caps And Belly Button LintYou collect old bottle caps
and belly button lint.
I don't find you strange;
I find you endearing.
And maybe it's because
we're both locked...
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light, funny, funny love, humor,
Go Go Goblinfine trousers wore the goblin
pockets full of goblin hands
fine scarf wore the goblin
tucked into some goblin pants
fine brogues wore the goblin
laces full of goblin craft
fine...
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light, fairy, fantasy, fun, funny,
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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light, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
Lollipopa horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole
a mole
told Lollipop
to stop
but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug
so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop
...
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light, animal, fun, funny, horse,
The Midnight Gobbleditchsquake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch
let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...
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light, crazy, dark, fun, funny,
Ye Olde Custard Taledessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen
dessert door dessert...
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light, food, fun, funny, humorous,
When I stumbled upon Alice's holeWhen I stumbled upon Alice's hole,
I felt an overwhelming joy envelop my soul.
With little fear of harm or peril,
I could now crawl into the tale...
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light, fantasy, funny, nonsense, silly,
The first time you kissed me, it was such a shockThe first time you kissed me, it was such a shock,
I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock.
But before you accuse me of...
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light, cute love, funny love,
MOON ON A SPOON(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)
MOON ON A SPOON
If I could I would
fetch you the moon
on a spoon
Oh ? Really !
you ballyhoo...
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light, chocolate, funny love, happy,
Sarahstaring at a stereo
in the Serengeti
Sarah getting stir crazy
gotta get out of this ghetto
Sarah saw a
chance and took it
sailed on a sailboat
slowly to Nantucket
thanks wholly
to...
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light, fun, humorous, mental health,
I Want To Leave This World With A Little SomethingThis Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now I hope I'll find me a little something.
That...
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light, character, funny, goodbye, humor,