Fee-got sew high I say
Man they tryna hem me so
I can't ah-ford nuttin.
I spent ah day in Allen Acres
Bay'd em breakfast
in e sand anna
I installo de cmaera sercur'ems
for de peep-lez.
I say ya'll use dez thangs to set up
quotin the 1933 security act
to create a stage between tensionated peeplez.
ya'll make fussy and nem auge.
I put a plate of cookies
on the table
and fan'd the amora toward the
weight watchers camp
don't I expect the to see
the wihhling dieters
comin ov'r de fence?
Zirpossa? Nah dat aint ritw no!
Caul Musky ya'll hearez us say!
Man told me put the camera on my brand new
McCormick tractor
I laughed sounded all funny
with his ole north accent. I say:
man ya'll be plowin and diskin
why ya'll knead ah-ruh camera?
Told me the rowes of hoes
only the wife know's.
I say yes sir@!
Yes sir!
Ya'll might be encitin ah roit!
Categories:
lez, film, insect, music,
Form: Bio
The Power of a soul burnt in dark Wind birth a diamond
In the midst of the raging personae emerged an Almond
You're the wisdom that lurks in the shadow of Storms
You pushed the limit of your mind; we celebrate your dawn
Chanting Enoki the language of the Eso-Exoteria you-revere
XaZeViGoFuQTaGes ViNY KoVKiz UZiM VaKQeLiz
XaZOHSZ Ha! XaZeViGoFuD XuSuHHM Va SQUOF
Qe LeZ TaGeFiGoFuZ KaZeXiHKON QeN DHiG
The Earth see you this enthroned on Dragon Ice
Wrong is they that would Mis-Rate you; Falcon-Mysteria
Earth; For a baby-Longed the Cosmos gave a Maze Queen
The beauty of your aura has LoFuQaK FOZ ZaVaLeF CoQiNY
Happy Birthday..... Chinenye
Categories:
lez, anniversary, beautiful, birthday, blessing,
Form: Free verse
My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! -- (Joe Biden)
We all want to see change
The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"
Categories:
lez, america, change, leadership, political,
Form: Limerick
wafting through the rafters
or through the cracked door window
it is sent ashamedly
yet at the show last night
they passed it freely
like conversation
and better than
a simple
handshake
the music was mellow
the lavatories scarce and
the beers and hot dogs
plenty
it helps to flow
relax and perhaps
make lovely lapses of
thought
judgment
time and bide
such trivial endeavors
i remember the girl with the
tattoo of the orange sun
and blue waves
on the tramp stamp
who was the one who
introduced me to ways of
Sappho
(and her lez roomie)
who let me know how
sweet
the buddha tasted when
from a fingertip staring
at the fishtank
and wondering if the tat
would heal after the hot tub
at Catalina Island
when the blond
used all the hot water
taking a sexy shower
with her
2 hour
boyfriend
Still
we strive past that to almost
midnight on a year that
reminds me of the rest
just with less
punctuation remains in the inane
and when I am alone with you
I feel like I want to die all over again
Categories:
lez, angstme, me,
Form: Free verse
“Huntin Nuttin”
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Hush up! We be huntin’
Ain’t seen no nuttin’ yet.
I wont me some muten.
Geet dat dere tree stan' set.
Sho wheel be glad ta see
Dis yers buck a-runnin.
Watch out fer dat dair bee
Stingin' sho ain’t singin’.
Da possum, whire she be?
Over yander. Ya see?
Been dere nelly a week.
Hangin'. Huntin' nuttin'.
Why WE huntin nuttin?
Lez go bi my muten.
Written for Deborah Guzzi’s
“Dialect's Make the World Go Round! Contest.”
Dialect: Southern Back Woodsmen
Categories:
lez, animals, funny, sports
Form: Rhyme