Huntin Nuttin

“Huntin Nuttin”
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Hush up!  We be huntin’ 
Ain’t seen no nuttin’ yet.
I wont me some muten.
Geet dat dere tree stan' set.

Sho wheel be glad ta see
Dis yers buck a-runnin.
Watch out fer dat dair bee
Stingin' sho ain’t singin’.

Da possum, whire she be?
Over yander.  Ya see?
Been dere nelly a week.
Hangin'.  Huntin' nuttin'.

Why WE huntin nuttin?
Lez go bi my muten.


Written for Deborah Guzzi’s 
“Dialect's Make the World Go Round! Contest.”
Dialect: Southern Back Woodsmen

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 9/17/2009 3:19:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. The language really works well. Good luck in the contest. Thank you for taking time to comment on my poem. Karen
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Date: 9/10/2009 12:10:00 PM
Love this and you are spot on! I knew exactly what the dialect was!
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Date: 9/5/2009 10:50:00 AM
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Great Poem Dane Ann MoonBee
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Date: 9/3/2009 6:57:00 AM
funny the style actually reminded me of Deb's stuff. turns out it was her idea:) you can always pull a Dick Cheney, if there's nuttin to hunt just go for the other hunter;)Cute write Dane. Made me laugh. -Yoni
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Date: 9/1/2009 8:07:00 PM
Great write, make one feel they are right there. Thanks for the review on "Holier Than Thou Hypocrites" today..glad that you liked it, I am a old cowboy so I write different than most..Danny Nunn
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Date: 9/1/2009 8:08:00 AM
lol what a wonderful write ... this made my morning ...thanks!!!!
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Date: 8/31/2009 4:28:00 PM
baby we got one too!!!! why didn't i think of that and i'm from the south too, john h loving iii
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Date: 8/29/2009 8:45:00 AM
Thank you for your kind words and I wanted to say I enjoyed your work as well
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Date: 8/28/2009 3:10:00 PM
Interesting dialect. Keep writing. Sara
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Date: 8/28/2009 12:46:00 PM
You brought a big smile to my face with this write, Dane. Have lived in the Southern woodlands, I can attest to the fact that you have mastered this dialect perfectly. Just sorry to here you decided to buy the mutton instead of finding a good catch in the woods. But buying dinner is always better than "huntin' nuttin." Love you, dear! Carolyn
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Date: 8/28/2009 8:50:00 AM
Kool write Dane Ann, best of luck in Deborah's contest>>James
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Date: 8/28/2009 8:19:00 AM
Best wishes with this one Dane.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments today.
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Date: 8/27/2009 10:20:00 PM
Dane this poem is great - The end of last week my family and I went up to the Cabin and Sunday I awoke and walked out on the deck and laying there without a care in the world was a beautiful 6 point buck - I remember the day i would have killed it - I just got lost in the breathtaking beauty of it - Very Majestic looking he was - God Bless, MJ
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Date: 8/27/2009 7:10:00 PM
perfection! Dane! really cool dialect!... bein' a Northern boy, I don't hear much a this 'round here! but it shor 'nuff makes me want to grab my huntin' gun! jimbo
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