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Monocrostic (Birthday of Raquel C. Dagsi)
The English language slapped me down.
I stabbed it thrice in its flabby gut.
I threw it in a pond to drown.
I asked myself as I made each cut,
“Is this lexical abuse?”
The past tense of
the new verb, 'you-tube'*
when it's all gone ~ 'used tube?'**
July 17, 2020
~ Gary Grammarian
*As in, "Hey! Do you ever you-tube those
cool clips I always tell you about?"
** ... Years later: "I used-tube, man."
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E-xpression
Topic: Birthday of Poet William Blake (November 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Superfluous dialect doth vomit in regurgitated deglutition,
Whence the pleonasm prohibits a prose's poesy inhibition.
If thee refer to the thesauri, and lexically thy dexterity shall enhance,
Mayhap then thy ken shall apprehend these subsequent words, perchance.
The four-dimensional tesseract of chaotic cognition coalesced in arcane diction,
Shall encase in cubic arithmancy the separation betwixt what's fact and fiction.
The parallax therefore between perplexing symbols and their meaning,
Shall diminish and then demolish that which thy self-esteem's demeaning.
Macrosmatic whiffs of psychosomatic-originating havoc of confidence,
Shall be replaced by an invictus vision of pseudorandom common sense.
I digress, for this stygian gallimaufry of words within wicked propriety,
Requires a piddlydink of esoteric taste for english beyond our society.