Foghorn Leghorn
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“As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery” ~Foghorn Leghorn
Foghorn Leghorn
didn't need a bullhorn,
he...
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Categories:
leghorn, humor,
Form: Clerihew
Oh, You Said Get Dog Food, Not a Bale of Hay
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“I say, I say, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy!” Classic line from Fog Horn Leghorn, a Looney Tunes character
A husband was prone to get details confused.
Hi...
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Categories:
leghorn, conflict, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
These Sweater Wearing Roosters
...classy as a diamond ring
razzlng and dazzling throughout the night
these sweater wearing roosters are sparkling
razzling and dazzling throughout the night
foghorn leghorn forming
dialed in the...
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Categories:
leghorn, animal,
Form: Rhyme
waiting for my new sweatshirt
...Sweatshirts are my favorite clothes
Warm and cuddly, comfy too
I have many as my husband knows
In red, pink, green, gray and blue
My husband has bought me a little gift
A Foghorn Leghorn orang...
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Categories:
leghorn, me,
Form: Rhyme
My All Time Favorite Sweatshirt
...My favorite sweatshirt was fluorescent orange
There was a cartoon rooster on it, Foghorn Leghorn
It was cuddly and comfy, I wore it a lot in seventh grade.
It cost me three dollars in 1964
My fav...
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Categories:
leghorn, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Even More of the Flightless
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Pay attention!
Important chicken poetry coming up,
though no binary fantasies shall deconstruct
into raucous biddy enjambment.
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Grandfatber always kicked Grandmother's chickens awa...
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Categories:
leghorn, bird, child, memory,
Form: Free verse
My Baby Chick
...I have a baby chick and she's as cute as she can be.
She's a leghorn and I'm glad that she belongs to me.
I'm so very happy that my chick was born.
She eats seed now but soon she'll eat corn.
I'm...
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Categories:
leghorn, animals
Form: Rhyme
"bravo Brock"
...Into the midst of the hen flock
Brock my brown leghorn flying cock
Mediterranean breading stock
Flew off the roost to dock
When barnbyard dust settled you see
Hens begin cackling with glee
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Categories:
leghorn, funnyred,
Form: Monorhyme